Clutty whore

A person often a woman who lives like a pig surrounded by mess and clutter who rarely cleans up after themselves and hourds rubbish clutter and junk

That tina is a right clutty whore have you seen the state of her bedroom you cant see the carpet for cloths

by SMUSHKITTEN September 06, 2018

Frotching

The sexually arousing act of sniffing warm newly vacated bike seats a common practice in amsterdam and public places with bike park facilities

Eh gads derek is frotching again mable must be pungent today he is sniffing it like a police dog in a crack den

by SMUSHKITTEN September 06, 2018

Snart

Mostly a lady thing once you hit 30 and things lose their elastic to sneeze and man fart loudly with a blast radius of 30 feet

Holy crappola i snarted in a lift n we shot shot to the top floor like a rocket

by Smushkitten July 12, 2019

Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2

Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self

by Smushkitten July 12, 2019

Crabby dabbler

A person infested with with pubic lice or in manc speak sidewiders

That marks a right crabby dabbler he gave our kid sidewinders

by SMUSHKITTEN September 06, 2018