SIMON's definitions

assassassin

noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.

He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.

by Simon November 16, 2004

Shank

To run up to someone and rip down their pants leaving their boxer shorts showing.

To mess something up.

Shit you shank that one hey!

by Simon May 13, 2005

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

by Simon November 11, 2004

Babies Arm

An apt way to describe ones chap, when, but only when, on removal from ones pants the lucky lady gasps with delight!

The young lady thought his chap looked like a babies arm gripping an apple.

by Simon October 11, 2004

buxx

Spammer, hack and poker-playing fatass.

Buxx just sent me an unsolicited commercial advertisement for a get rich quick scheme.

by Simon December 28, 2003

Brownz

A Cigaret, fag, only use if asking for a fag

Set me a brownz blad

by Simon August 12, 2004

BJB

a term used to describe an unknown scenario

its all BJB from the word get go

by Simon September 30, 2003