SIMON's definitions

gerkin

A very, very tall and very,very thin person.

Jeeze, that guy is a gerkin!

by Simon May 13, 2005

Poefter

Another word for a gay.

I'm sure that guy is a poefter.

You're such a poef!

by Simon May 13, 2005

Shank

To run up to someone and rip down their pants leaving their boxer shorts showing.

To mess something up.

Shit you shank that one hey!

by Simon May 13, 2005

GRIFFNUT

a)LITTLE BIT OF POOP THAT STICKS TO YOUR ARSEHAIR.
b)ANNOYING WORK EXPERIENCE KIDS WHO JUST GET IN THE WAY

a)DANG, I WENT TO THE POOPER AND DIDN'T WIPE MY SHITTER, NOW I'VE GOT GRIFFNUTS
b)GOD DAMN THAT KID IS SUCH A STOOPID GRIFFNUT

by SIMON May 13, 2005

bobobo

The coolest animehero ever!

Say what?
Bobobo, nana

by simon April 24, 2005

Hung gar

A form of the famous martial art Kung Fu. It's characteristics are low stances and overall aggresive feet and hands.

Don't make me go hung gar on your ass!

by simon April 24, 2005

Chompers

Chompers are disgusting, dirty, peg selling, hedgehog eating, drive tarmacing thieves.

Other common terms are Pikey, Gypo etc.

The chompers are burning tyres again.

A chomper offered to tarmac my drive.

You dirty chomper.

by simon April 18, 2005