88 mph

the speed needed to travel thru time

by simon February 16, 2003

Mitro

To dress camply and pester girls in a futile attempt to get laid. Driving a car while playing loud dance/trance/house music is also an example of Mitro behaviour.

Oh my God he's such a Mitro.

You look like a right Mitro.

Put some decent music on you Mitro.

by Simon April 01, 2005

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

Shank

To run up to someone and rip down their pants leaving their boxer shorts showing.

To mess something up.

Shit you shank that one hey!

by Simon May 13, 2005

GOP

Refers to Republican Party and the way they turn things around and bullshit.

I'll take the GOP approach and tell my bitch I'm a one lady man though I'm on the DL.

by Simon October 14, 2004

falcor

A white oversized dragon dog from the never ending story series. Loves to eat fagmaster

"Falcor, i love"

"one day i'll be Falcor"

by Simon December 15, 2004

southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004