Wet Flange

A game involving a small ball, of around tennis ball size. Invented in breaktime by myself. Couldn't think of a name so just gave it a random one. You just throw the a ball around a room, without getting up from your seat. (So the person can catch it) if they don't catch it they are deemed 'THE CUNT' and are so until someone else recieves the name. If the ball is thrown so the reciever can't catch it, the thrower becomes 'THE CUNT'. it is fun, and causes a lot of damage.

Yeah, let's play wet flange!

by Simon October 11, 2004

theatre jock

Usually a theatre/drama major in school. Their life is the theatre. They're the ones who start singing show tunes or quoting lines from plays when you say something to them.

Dude: Let me hold 50 cent.

Theatre Jock: "I got rythm," (show tune from 42nd. st.

by Simon October 15, 2004

cuntankle

a cuntankle is to be lower than a cunt.

stop being such a cuntankle.

by simon August 20, 2004

Slender

Attractive female. This word is usually yelled out aloud at the passing example.

Slender!!!

by Simon April 23, 2003

El Spunko

To be well hung, handsome and a skillful hockey player.

That bloke is definately El Spunko.

by Simon April 01, 2005

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

by Simon November 11, 2004

Gadmon

Gay Cad combined with the name simon. Sorta like pokemon.

'Gadmon! hows it goin'

by Simon February 13, 2005