SIMON's definitions

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

Schlem

When one rolls one tongue in such a way that it sprays spit much like a venomous snake

Did you see that? I just schlemmed in that kid's face!

by Simon December 17, 2003

Anul Sex

A man who puts his dick into the womans arse for sexual pleasure.

Woman: i had anul sex last night with my boy friend

by Simon December 14, 2003

Blow-job

When a woman sucks a mans dick

Woman: I sucked my boyfriends cock last night

by Simon December 14, 2003

Stray Dave

A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets

ahh gawd! Who's left a Stray Dave in trap 1?

by Simon December 5, 2003

banarji

My beautiful Man

I love Banarji

by simon November 27, 2003

fluorescent lighting

probably one of the worst things ever known the human race.
Pollutes offices, schools, etc

Oh god...headache...must break lights...straining eyes...ahhhh

by Simon November 6, 2003