SEBASTIAN's definitions

Guatemala

Country situated betwen Mexico/El Salvador,a Quetzal(national maney) its 8.oo$ or so, Quetzal too its the national bird,the most important turistic atraction are:TIkal(an acient mayan city),Atitlan(a lake).

How i knoe so much?, I live there...and for the person who posted the last definition:IDIOT!!!

by Sebastian May 7, 2004

madness

A dog with a big head from Invader zim that scares everyone away.

*Madness appears and eats egg on floor**Zim and GIR scream and run away.*

by Sebastian May 7, 2004

Scary Spice

see also Melanie B

The hottest of the Spice Girls. She was the black one with the sexy voice and penchant for leopard skin.

Had a number one single "I Want You Back" featuring Missy Elliott. Also two other top 5 singles "Tell Me" and "Feels So Good". Plus two more top 20 singles "Lullaby and "Word Up".

Also an album "Hot" and a bestselling autobiography "Catch A Fire".

Now an actress.

Can be used to signify sexiness or "token black"-ness.

Man, that girl is Scary Spice! (that girl is attractive)

or

That guy is so a Scary Spice. (that guy is the token black person)

by Sebastian December 30, 2003

capn' carl

Sebastian ; None but Sebastian.

Thats Capn' carl fool!!

by Sebastian January 3, 2005

Turd Smuggler

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.

Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.

by Sebastian December 6, 2003

Daily chore

Masturbation, wanking, tossing off, spanking the monkey.

At night I like to get into bed and do the daily chore before rolling over to go to sleep.

by Sebastian February 6, 2005

hero

A man or women willing to sacrifice themself to help others without the consideration of there own safety.
"Those who face fire without fear or armor.Those who step into the darkness without assurances of ever walking out again, because they know there are others waiting in the dark, Awaiting salvation."

Firefighters, Police Officers, Soldiers...

by Sebastian February 20, 2004