necrophiliac

One who enjoys the feeling of sandpaper on his or her genitalia

that bastard necrophiliac cut his balls on the roughness

by sean April 04, 2005

pro

a hoe thats good at it and i mean evry thing you can think of

she a pro at giving neck

by sean November 08, 2004

designated driver

the one in the group who must drink the least for the night

Tron was the designated driver because he only had 4 shots of tequila.

by sean January 09, 2005

pnats

a kind of bug that is anoying

get thease freakin nats away from me

by sean August 21, 2004

boiling toilet

When the receiving member of a rim job decides to flatulate in the face of the person administering the deed.

Sheila was trying to go where I didn't want her to so I gave her the old boiling toilet.

by Sean March 18, 2004

uppity

Happy; in a good mood

After finding out I aced the test, I was feeling very uppity.

by Sean January 25, 2005

Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon

"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."

by sean December 01, 2003