SCOTTY's definitions

manchester cunts

fucking arse licking bastards who dont even live in manchester but brag about their team winning the premiership

"you fuckimg manchester cunt"

by scotty May 14, 2003

incestuos fucking krauts

THe motherfucking bastards who get payed for our hard graft, who spend their own time shagging each other while doing fuck all and wondering what work is.

That big earred incestuos fucking kraut.
Also known as Prince charles

by SCOTTY May 14, 2003

knob cheese

Bob Bain

Bob Bain is a knob cheese

by Scotty April 30, 2003

minging

Smelly.
This has been used in the North East of Scotland for decades

Onions are minging!

by Scotty April 30, 2003

china harbor

Chinese resturant with a swimming pool in the basement.

Jill Nedved is a lifeguard at the China Harbor

by Scotty April 13, 2003

Fat Slag Jill

A pig in knickers; a very ugly woman.

Jeezus! What a pig! Talk about Fat Slag Jill!

by Scotty April 6, 2003

Rubber Lips

A person with a noticeable speech impediment; someone whose lips have a pronounced shape, meaning they sound as if they are talking through a wah-wah pedal. Also, someone who looks like you could stick them to a window, by moistening their lips.

Listen to the way that guy's talking - "Wah wah wah wah." What a dope! Did you see the size of his lips? What a berk!

by Scotty April 6, 2003