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Definitions by SCARFACE

CAPTAIN GOGGLES 

An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
“Your being such a captain goggles right now
CAPTAIN GOGGLES by SCARFACE September 25, 2018

san francisco hotpocket 

the act of inserting one or both testicles in a girls asshole while banging her.
"damn man, i was fucking cindy last night and i gave her a SF-hotpocket when i shoved my balls in her ass.
san francisco hotpocket by scarface February 18, 2005

monkey balls 

Describing how cold it is. Really cold.
Man, its cold as monkey balls outside
monkey balls by Scarface February 9, 2005

purple cooter 

"damn, look at Shemika's Purple Cooter. That shit reeks"
purple cooter by scarface January 17, 2005
A program designed by VALVe to make more money out of their games, and convenience gamers by auto updating games, and adding a friends/im system. This makes them more money because they dont have to pay the publisher as much money so instead of getting 15 bucks a copy after all the publishing fees, they get about 40. It was released over one and a half years ago with many bugs, those bugs were fixed, but people still blame steam on their crappy comp
steam is much better, just because ur 4 year old comp and ur 56k connection cant run the game fast, doesn't mean its steam fault. What would u rather do, Wait for 5 hours inline on fileplanet, or directly download content from one of steam 44 content servers.
Steam by Scarface November 29, 2004

your world 

what you would call the world when speaking to Tony Montana.
your world by Scarface May 3, 2004
A word created by three females under the influence of alcohol and liccorice. Can refer to just about anything.
"Brittany, just go eat a bungus alright!"
"Shove that up your bungus!" etc...
bungus by Scarface March 3, 2004