SAM's definitions

Samuks

after you have given a blow job to someone, you blow the cum out youre nose and the person who got the blow job
eats it

He was realy disgusting he samuksed me

by Sam December 8, 2004

uncool

not havin the respect for ones game room on said night. not following the rules of the game room.

yo man, i had rocky over last night, not only was the bitch bigger than him, but using my room for nasty ass ho's !!! man, that was uncool !!

by sam November 18, 2003

banana phone

a phone that is a banana. also a song by raffi

the banana phone was a good song

by sam May 13, 2005

milftastic

your mom. a word that expresses deine mutter

deine mutter ist heiB

by sam April 15, 2005

David Letterman

Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.

Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.

Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.

Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.

Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.

by Sam June 18, 2004

rasmus

Aka.Hairy s*****y. She is a big fat slut who cant keep her skirt out of her knickers for one second when she walks.Is a liar who cant stick up for herself and has played the little miss inocent card for waaaaay too long!

Pettyness in basketball then lying about the facts

by sam June 19, 2004

ding

Otherwise known as a townie, kev, trev or charv, used to define such in Yorkshire, esp. York. Commonly found anywhere the police aren't, and primarily in large cities. Thought to originate in NE England, acting with aggression and covert hostility and wearing over-elaborate clothing and jewellry that seem to others not to go well together, e.g. Rockport boots, a white tracksuit, a large gold chain or medallion, sovereign rings and a white or burberry baseball cap, tilted at >45 degrees to the back of the head. Phenomena surround the methods of headwear attachment, though Blu-Tac is thought to be the most popular. Also used to insult others who do not subscribe to such fashions and characteristics.

There are some dings on the market stalls - make sure you stay away or they'll tax you!

by Sam January 2, 2004