caiti

1. a girl who knows useless bits of information, watches cool shows like the Simpsons, eats burritos, comes up with cool words like "mow", comes up with cool catchphrases like "Holy Shit on Wheels
2. someone/something you sell in Turkey for crack money

1. Sometimes I wish I was like Caiti.
2. Damn...I need some crack and I am in Turkey...I better go get some Caiti's from the ATM.

by sam March 01, 2005

hot soup

When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and dumps it on someones drive way

We are going to soup it up on your drive way tonight

by sam May 23, 2004

dagger to a swan

a totally random concoction of words, sometimes confused with the phrase "A Jackknife To A Swan"

by sam October 27, 2003

Macgyver

Someone who thinks they know how to perform an action that they really can't perform, for example - pick a lock. Always used sarcastically.

Guy 1: I'm telling you I can pick the lock

Guy 2: You broke the hanger off in the door, way to go Macgyver!!

by Sam January 17, 2004

Sandy Vagina

A wuss, someone that takes things too seariously.

Man.. that kid Jon cries like a Sandy Vagina.

by Sam November 26, 2002

fantabulicious

the only word good enough to even approach describing the most amazing, beautiful, sexy, funny, interesting, kind, caring, passionate, handsome, incredible person in the whole world, Russell

Russell is the most fantabulicious person in the whole world and I am the luckiest girl in the world to be with him.

by Sam June 20, 2006

Colie

adj; To be constantly full of speeling mistarks and grammer, errors,.!

n1: To have a legitimate reason for being cute and adorable. cute

To have the love of one fine lady Sam

n1: 'God that woman is one Hot Colie'

by Sam March 29, 2004