SAM's definitions

White Christmas

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.

Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!

by Sam January 19, 2005

muhallywop

muhallywop is a rare and special virus that makes the person who has it one of the coolest people ever

sam got muhallywop so now alyssa has to be nice to him because of all his new friends that he will make, she's just mad because girls named alyssa are inherently immune. oh well, i'm sure she's happy with her causticum

by sam January 20, 2005

Phil Valente

another word for stoner, bitch, whose too lazy to get a job.

Do you know Phil Valente, he's the guy with three flat tires.

by Sam January 20, 2005

blowhole

A blowhole-like act consists of anything that interferes with another person's reasonable enjoyment of his or her vacation. Blowhole-like acts include, but are not limited to, whining, nagging, worrying, being depressed, and talking too much.

Ray enforced the Blowhole rule on Michelle.

by Sam January 20, 2005

boyfriend

A giant cock-block; his whole goal in life is to dangle a well desired girl in front of many guys faces.

Susies's boyfriend is a giant asshole

by Sam August 8, 2006

g-spot

The Grafenburg Spot, aka the Good Spot/Sweet Spot. A particularly sensitive area of the vagina. Located in the anterior of the vagina, about an inch and a half in from the labia. This illusive spot produces wonderful sexual senasations for women. Often though, it plays second fiddle to the clitoris.

Oh my God-! That's it! You've hit the g-spot...! (moans with ecstacy)

by Sam January 23, 2005

dragoon

The uber leet god, where everyone worships him and throws their free hardware at him, this god is mightier then koombleh!

all hail dragoon and give stuff to dragoon instead of koombleh!

by Sam January 24, 2005