SAM's definitions

louisiana handshake

Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, most likely the anus, and then pulling it out after a few seconds.

Put 'er there and give me one a 'em Louisiana handskakes

by Sam March 3, 2005

Mad Head

A Complete Nutter! Who Generally Doesnt Give A Fuck!

Matty: I Jumped Off A Bridge ToDay And Broke My foot

Jonny: Ya Mad Head

by Sam June 19, 2006

square

Someone who doesn't do drugs.

"It's hip to be a square"

by sam May 19, 2004

the corner in the movie theater

The place where william likes to have sex

Lets go to the corner of the movie theater

by sam December 12, 2003

Ho

A word made up by niggers who have no grasp of the English language. Since they cannot pronounce "whore", they must use this word. It can be used in nearly any context, but it usually refers to some fat sloppy nigger lady with a huge ass and ten kids.

1- Dat ho be fine, yo!
Trans: That fat sloppy nigger lady with ten kids that is eating Doritos has a fat ass and I would like to be the illegitimate father of her next child!

by Sam June 7, 2005

blowhole

A blowhole-like act consists of anything that interferes with another person's reasonable enjoyment of his or her vacation. Blowhole-like acts include, but are not limited to, whining, nagging, worrying, being depressed, and talking too much.

Ray enforced the Blowhole rule on Michelle.

by Sam January 20, 2005

Skiddly

nonsenseical gibberish. Used to indicate sarcasim or a bad joke. Can also be yelled loud in malls just because.

I have better things to do with my life then add words to urban dictionary.com...SKIDDLY

by Sam November 25, 2003