SAL's definitions

Shifty

1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.

Also see people who can walk on water

OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.

Shifty, will you marry me?

by Sal July 20, 2004

Buttstick

Stick hanging out of your anal cavity.
Also an insult or expletive to yell at school functions.

Let me stroke your buttstick

by Sal July 20, 2004

Poleshafter

One who slides down the male shaft as they would a fire pole.

You are my favorite poleshafter.

by Sal July 20, 2004

Ness

Suffix yes, and all of that. Ness is substance, thing, stuff, etcness

I'm hot; i'm wearing 5 layers of ness

by Sal March 30, 2005

foot mitten

term used to describe the slipper/shoe that most teenage girls enjoy wearing due to the fact that they are easy to get on and most importantly off.

I was walking down a dark alley by myself when i noticed a rather large girl wearing foot mittens and chewing tobacco.

by sal May 13, 2005

Briw

Shortining of brilliant made up by Dave and Sally who are very much in love

Oh my fuking god Dave you are sooooooooo briw xxx

by Sal March 31, 2005

gaydm

Originated from Japanese Domestic Market. Pokes fun at people who play out JDM.

That is so gaydm.

by Sal April 29, 2004