Rynesdad 's definitions

Compity

Feeling compassion and pity for a person.

Your woman cheated on you and you took her back? I feel compity for you.

by Rynesdad August 26, 2013

bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

by Rynesdad May 16, 2018

Cocktucker

A transgender biological male who tricks men into thinking they are having sex with a woman.

He thought he'd gotten a great blow job from a hot woman he met at the club, but the next day he found out he was a cocktucker.

by Rynesdad January 1, 2014

Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.

My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.

by Rynesdad April 13, 2016

Joyslick

The wet spot on the bed after a couple finish having sex.

After Jack finished tapping Jill he pulled out and his gum left a big joyslick on the mattress.

by Rynesdad August 21, 2014

Purple Palace

The vaginal cavity of a white female that only accepts purple crayons.

I don't have a shot at her because she has a purple palace between her legs.

by Rynesdad April 10, 2016

karendatory

Something that is mandatory because Karen says it should be.

It is karendatory that everyone wear a Corona mask whenever they leave the house.

by Rynesdad May 25, 2020