Golden Dick

A dick that is attached to a man who has the potential to be a sugar daddy.

When Brittany agreed to hook up with the 50 year old dude she figured She’d Be sucking a golden dick.

by Rynesdad October 26, 2017

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Cocktucker

A transgender biological male who tricks men into thinking they are having sex with a woman.

He thought he'd gotten a great blow job from a hot woman he met at the club, but the next day he found out he was a cocktucker.

by Rynesdad January 01, 2014

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A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.

My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.

by Rynesdad January 03, 2016

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The wet spot on the bed after a couple finish having sex.

After Jack finished tapping Jill he pulled out and his gum left a big joyslick on the mattress.

by Rynesdad August 22, 2014

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The vaginal cavity of a white female that only accepts purple crayons.

I don't have a shot at her because she has a purple palace between her legs.

by Rynesdad December 30, 2015

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A person such as a porn actor who can ejaculate on cue.

He didn't squirt until the director told him it was time for the money shot. He is a cue cummer.

by Rynesdad August 22, 2014

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A list of the men who have penetrated a woman's vagina.

I got drunk with that cute guy and added him to my dick list.

by Rynesdad April 15, 2016

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