Tina

Middle of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Coldest and Most Ferocious of the three. Favorite amongst StarChildren.
Person 1: Have you met Tina?
Person 2: That one stole my soul. She can have it.
by RyanFNation October 01, 2018
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Don Brown

The "Don" of a block in a pennitentiary. You'll know when you see him. He'll calmly but forcefully tell you that you're worried about shit you don't need to be worrying about. Co-host of RealNiggaRadio.
Person 1: Hey, Don Brown.
Don Brown: What?! We got a white one?! Compton Ave is GOIN!!
by RyanFNation October 07, 2018
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Action Jackson

Famed officer of the Willoughby PD. Whether he tickets you or not, you'll leave the experience knowing you've been treated fairly and everyone's best intentions were kept in mind. When in doubt, Action it out.
Person 1: Have you met Action Jackson?
Person 2: Dude gave me a ticket and I thanked him for it. Then he had another officer give me a ride home. I'm so confused.
by RyanFNation October 07, 2018
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Alpha

Person 1: Is that the Alpha?
Person 2: Shut up, Meg.
by RyanFNation September 25, 2018
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El Consejo del Seguiradad

People that meet together and have safety meetings. In other words, they smoke pot in a place where they won't be noticed, because somebody is always trying to snitch about dumb shit.
Person 1: Who founded El Consejo del Seguiradad?
Person 2: Have a nice day, Officer.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
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Stripper

Somebody's daughter, sister, mother, niece, aunt, or cousin that's doing what she has to do to make ends meet in a society legally addicted to sex. Laws and sex. That's how we get strippers.
All of my favorite ladies are strippers. I like to call them dancers.
by RyanFNation September 25, 2018
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The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.
Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
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