RyanFNation's definitions

Northeast Ohio

The Home of Believeland. The Home of Lake County, a place of Mutants, Myths, Legends, and Lore.

Person 1: Which way to Northeast Ohio?
Person 2: Not today, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Alpha

Front man of a group.

Person 1: Is that the Alpha?
Person 2: Shut up, Meg.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Stripper

Somebody's daughter, sister, mother, niece, aunt, or cousin that's doing what she has to do to make ends meet in a society legally addicted to sex. Laws and sex. That's how we get strippers.

All of my favorite ladies are strippers. I like to call them dancers.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

Boof

To insert your drug of choice into your rectum to take advantage of the higher absorption rates found there as opposed to the stomach. Typically done with pills and liquids.

Person 1: You ever boofed a roll?
Person 2: I'm a nasty motherfucker.
Person 1: Nuff said.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

Sobriety

A word that means whatever you want it to mean. A word that has changed meaning throughout time. A word that people use to make others feel inferior. A unicorn of words.

Person 1: How's your sobriety going?
Person 2: It's MY sobriety, officer.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

Fisherman

A pillar of the Community. May be male or female. May come from any walk of Life.

Person 1: Are you a fisherman?
Person 2: No, officer, I'm just a cat.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

Love at First Sight

He/She is immediately simple like quantum physics. Will manifest physically by an immediate loss of breath followed by brighter eyesight.

Person 1: Have you ever had Love at First Sight?
Person 2: Ya, dude, she made time stop.

by RyanFNation September 30, 2018