El Pabon

Cofounder of El Consejo del Seguiradad.

Person 1: Where's El Pabon?

Person 2: You mean Mijo? No clue, dude. Check the "office".

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Bland

Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.

Person 1: Yo, you seen Bland?

Person 2: YOU ALREADY KNOW, that motherfucker cooking.

by RyanFNation October 07, 2018

El Consejo del Seguiradad

People that meet together and have safety meetings. In other words, they smoke pot in a place where they won't be noticed, because somebody is always trying to snitch about dumb shit.

Person 1: Who founded El Consejo del Seguiradad?
Person 2: Have a nice day, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Girl Next Door

The girl you grew up playing hide and seek with. The girl that saves baby squirrels. The girl you rode your bike to see. The girls that went to church with you. The girl you named a star after. The girl you met on a blind date. The girl you met in self-defense class. The girl that may or may not be your baby's mom. The girl that you crowned Bartender. The girl that made you feel like white trash royalty. The girl that works with your mom. The girl that played guitar hero with you. The girl that has your godchildren. The girl that took a random shot at engagement. The girl that's your favorite Number. The girl that no matter how long it's been since you've seen her, your heart skips a beat at the very sight of her. We should all be so lucky.

Me: I typically go after the Girl Next Door type.
GND: I know, idiot, I know.

by RyanFNation October 01, 2018

F.P.F

Family. Public. Faith. The 3 pillars of a strong community. The pillars on which Willoughby, OH is built.

Person 1: What do you believe in?
Person 2: F.P.F., to be frank.

by RyanFNation October 07, 2018

B. Swope

Author of "A Drink from the Looking Glass." Made most of his Literary Works while incarcerated in the Hole at the LCJ. He's probably still there right now.

Person 1: Have you read anything by B. Swope?
Person 2: Why yes, officer, I have.

by RyanFNation February 27, 2019

PlayBoy

A psuedonym in the prison system given to a man that sexually "plays" with young men or boys. The relationship is akin to that of the Pederasts and Catamites of ancient Greece.

Person 1: Have you seen PlayBoy?
Person 2: Ya, he's back at Florence and Normandy with some fresh meat.

by RyanFNation October 07, 2018