Ryan 's definitions

chookter

Person From Outer City Towns, Eg. Livingston Nr Edinburgh

La La La Im Caz, Ima Chookter But Find It Hard To Admit

by Ryan April 20, 2004

Peruvian tunnel malt

noun. when you ejaculate in the anus of a male or femal, and then remove the ejaculate by sucking through a straw

"That fucking chotch gave my girl friend a Peruvian tunnel malt! Oh man, it's open season on his virgin asshole!"

by Ryan April 20, 2004

one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 20, 2004

jobby

runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.

caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!

by ryan April 21, 2004

Twinkie Launch

When you fire Twinkies at things using a bow-and-arrow-like device.

I hear that idiot in Arbour Butte is gonna do the twinkie launch again.

by Ryan December 9, 2003

Wylin Out

Going crazy, being wild, just doing anything

Partyin hard as hell.

by Ryan December 10, 2003

duche bag

Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning

Byron would not agree to video tape his sister getting into the shower in the morning even though the rest of his friends thought she was hot; he is a duche bag

by Ryan December 11, 2003