Ryan 's definitions

hoppy

One who acts weird, likes men and is quite the weird one.

Me: "Look, it's hoppy!"
You: "What a weird fuck!"

by Ryan December 30, 2003

clam bake

when you sit in a car and smoke weed

yo, lets have a calm bake

by ryan February 6, 2004

sealed-shut

After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.

My teacher Ms. Radley deserves to be sealed-shut for giving me a C on my paper.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

hugo

a man who can hold his smoke, he can inhale a huge hit of weed with out the slightest cough afterward, a god of weed

i am so hugo its not even funny

by ryan March 25, 2005

kaity

A egotistical bi*ch that needs to keep her nose out of other peoples business.

Haha, stop acting like Kaity!

by Ryan March 16, 2005

Tittie Monster

A person truly obsessed with large and well shapen female breasts. Someone who believes all women should have big jugs.

Bob was a tittie monster, all he looks at and talks about are huge female titties. Can you blame him?

by Ryan March 31, 2005

comfay

adj. (US comfey, Can comfeh) (-ness) 1 Providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief. 2 Free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind. 3 More than adequate. 4 Sufficient to provide comfort. 5 In fortunate circumstances financially; moderately rich. 6 Lacking general education, knowledge, skill, etc. 7 (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous.

1 I am comfay.
2 You are comfay.
3 That feeling is comfay.
4 I am somewhat comfay.
5 They are quite comfay.
6 He does not know that comfay knowledge.
7 The noise he is making is comfay.

by Ryan January 4, 2005