Ryan 's definitions

Wedges, the

An elite faction of people characterized by a large yet subtle wedgie. The initiation of a Wedge is usually carried out by the approval of the head chairman. Typical Wedge merriments include eating at Burger King and playing pranks on their rival group, Chevs (see "Chev"). Unlike the Chevs, the Wedges do not run on a nationality-specific agenda, so their group has more diversity.

The Wedges are in town...

by Ryan December 15, 2004

performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Lesory

A Slaughterhouse for Lesbians

"Could you go down the Lesory and get a kilo of marinated dyke sticks?"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

floppy disk

A term a computer geek may use to describe his penis in a limp state.

I have a 1.44 MB floppy drive, but when I saw you, it turned into a 3 GB hard drive.

by Ryan July 28, 2003

Ry

Short for the name Ryan.

Ry come here its time for dinner.

by Ryan August 15, 2004

La Tunza

Extremely beautiful woman

*bite fist* fuuuuckkk!! La tuuunnzzaaaaa!!!!

by Ryan July 11, 2003

Fight the Demons

A euphamism for getting high on weed or LSD. Comes from a discussion about Jimmy Hendrix. The supposition was that he must have been so high while playing that he thought he was fighting demons.

Must say "fight the demons" while playing the air guitar.

Hey guys, it's time to FIGHT THE DEMONS!

by Ryan May 6, 2004