Ryan 's definitions

DSM

First used by the boys from the band Lik-Wid (www.lik-wid.net) DSM meaning Dead Set Maniac.

Mik - Hey man, fuck that guy from weekend at bernies is funny as.

Ryan - Yer man he is a DSM

by Ryan September 14, 2004

governator

An actor from the Terminator series who attempts to become governor of California.

Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor of California!

by Ryan September 28, 2003

mantis shrimp

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.

BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.

by ryan April 16, 2004

pittsnogled

What happens when WVU center Kevin Pittsnogle hits three pointer in your face, leaving you confused and astonished.

In the first half last night UL was left pittsnogled.

by ryan March 27, 2005

needle dick

very, very small penis

atit patel has a needle dick

by ryan May 25, 2003

Craft

Manchester slag for an automobile.

That fives a bad craft dude.

by Ryan November 20, 2003

redsrule2500

A very 1337 internet user, with much talent and conserve.

You are so redsrule2500!

by Ryan July 30, 2003