cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard

Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!

by Ryan January 19, 2005

Rusty Trombone

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job.

"The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone."

by Ryan May 24, 2004

quick stick

Premature ejactulater.

"How was Trent last night?"

"Oh you know. We sqrewed, but he is such a quick stick that I have to finish myself off after he leaves."

by Ryan March 14, 2005

kuambas

Good times or good memories with your buddies.

the beach last night was some serious kuambas

by ryan April 18, 2004

closet monster

a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.

guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"

guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."

by Ryan July 27, 2006

I'm ripped, I'm on an Acid Trip

Basically someone who is high on illegal, very-dangerous drugs. This includes: LSD, Ecstacy, Methanphetamines, and other halcinugens (haluccinations). Acid trip is the result of an act known as "dropping acid"
This is also a lyric in the Eminem/D-12 song Under The Influence. That line is sung by Bizarre.

Bizarre: "I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip; my DJs in a coma for lettin da recid skip, lettin da recid skip, lettin da recid skip...(DAMN! Turntable spinning) .....Fukin anything when im snortin.....

by Ryan August 16, 2004

George W. Bush

The Man who is going to win the election on November 2nd.

Let's Have Four More Years!

by Ryan October 30, 2004