Definitions by Ryan
Wal-Mart
One of the worst places to shop on the planet. This place is always occupied by the lowest forms of American society. They include White-Trash rednecks, other slow Southerners, gangsta wannabes, and other fat ass or imbred pieces of shit from different races.
Mexicans also come here, but this is only because this is all these poor, hard-working, good people can afford.
Although these Wal-Mart stores are located everywhere, including the Northeast, most of them seem to be in the South and the southern Midwest (Indiana, Southern Ohio, Northern KY, etc.) The massive corporation is based in Bentonville, AR too. This explains why you see so many of these trashy, filthy people there. As many of the previous submitters have mentioned, Wal-Mart loves to run small-business owners out of business who have put their savings into running a business to serve their local community.
Mexicans also come here, but this is only because this is all these poor, hard-working, good people can afford.
Although these Wal-Mart stores are located everywhere, including the Northeast, most of them seem to be in the South and the southern Midwest (Indiana, Southern Ohio, Northern KY, etc.) The massive corporation is based in Bentonville, AR too. This explains why you see so many of these trashy, filthy people there. As many of the previous submitters have mentioned, Wal-Mart loves to run small-business owners out of business who have put their savings into running a business to serve their local community.
Tip: Never try using the komodes in Wal-Mart bathrooms. Don't do it before cleaning it with disinfecting spray, wiping down the seats, and putting on one of the paper toilet covers. Somehow it would seem easier to wear a condom, and take a new toilet seat in from the home furnishing department.
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Redneck
The group that makes up about 50% of the population in Owensboro/Daviess Co., Kentucky. The Midwest and the South obviously both mix AND clash here, causing scattered conflicts. The damn people I had to deal with and be harassed by for several consecutive years throughout my middle to high school years. They have given me bad memories and took years off the end of my life. I hate them.
Elsewhere, rednecks seem to exist in various areas of concentrated population, mostly in the middle and deep south, or the Appalachian Mountains. Some parts of the Midwest, like northwestern Kentucky and southern Illinois, are also infested by these people.
Elsewhere, rednecks seem to exist in various areas of concentrated population, mostly in the middle and deep south, or the Appalachian Mountains. Some parts of the Midwest, like northwestern Kentucky and southern Illinois, are also infested by these people.
snoring
sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night
wee child:Mommy, Mommy theres a monster in the house makeing strange sound while i try to sleep no thats your father snoring."don't worry it scares us all"
Kid Rock
A rapper.......no...rocker......no country artist.........ok.....he's a raprockabilly......there. Has no talent.
People claim we talk bad on him because we "Don't understand him"
I think it's because he sucks......but that's just me.
I think it's because he sucks......but that's just me.
Underdog
60's cartoon of a superdog. Always spoke in rhymes. Constantly had to save his loved Polly Purebread from archenemy Simon Barr Sinister.
Person 1:Look, in the sky, it's a bird
Person 2:It's a Plane
Person 3:It's a frog......
Person 1&2:A frog?
Underdog: Nor bird, nor plane, nor even frog......just little ole me ....UNDERDOG!!! HIP HIP AND AWAY!!
Person 2:It's a Plane
Person 3:It's a frog......
Person 1&2:A frog?
Underdog: Nor bird, nor plane, nor even frog......just little ole me ....UNDERDOG!!! HIP HIP AND AWAY!!