Definitions by Ryan

humpsterbate 

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.

Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating

humpsterbate by ryan December 1, 2004

Computer 

A piece of crap that always fuckin shuts down on you every fuckin time you are trying to work on it, put on some music, play games, etc. Often associated with the blue screen of death.

I fuckin hate this computer. I'll reboot you! (Kicks it up into the air with my boot on.)

Computer by Ryan November 30, 2004

Cassed

One of the best Administrators of DeviantArt Chat ever, women cannot resist him. He has charm, style, and administrative skills, and is banging your significant other as we speak.

Jennie was getting banged by Cassed while her boyfriend chatted in his chat room.

Cassed by Ryan November 28, 2004

blonde beggar 

Known as the 'blonde beggar', she was one of the premiere PBS personalities in the Buffalo area. She was always featured on the funding drives. Real name unknow, big in the 80s and early 90s.

The blonde beggar is at it again on Channel 17.

blonde beggar by Ryan November 27, 2004

girl poo

You know girl poo when you smell it. It's distinctly feminine. The same stink as shit, with a slight smell of natural perfume or fragrance mixed in.

Someone was just in the bathroom; all I can smell is girl poo.

girl poo by Ryan November 27, 2004

Daddy sex 

Also known as daddy-son sex. Gay sex with an older man, often includes role playing.

I picked up this hot silver-haired man and we had hot daddy sex all night long.

Daddy sex by Ryan November 27, 2004

silverfish 

A sleazy man with silver hair.

There was a silverfish cruising me at the bar all night.

silverfish by Ryan November 27, 2004