RyaN's definitions

beef straps

When two large raw Whopper patties are placed between the legs of a girl at birth.

Damn! I get inside dem buns and put some special sauce on dem beef straps!

by Ryan August 13, 2003

lagware

A program or software that generally has no efficiency advantage. Being just for looks, all it really does it slows down your computer.

Pretty much all stardock software.
Konfabulator is pretty much useless as well.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

aguas

Mexican spanish for 'be careful.'

Aguas, cocho! (be careful, man!)

by ryan August 10, 2003

Smash my face

a phrase that can be said to encourage someone to fight you. This line means that you are inviting that other person to take a free swing at you before you begin the brawl.
Depending on the size and strength of the person you are fighting, sometimes you really will have your face smashed saying that, just like a cookie.

"Come on, gaywad. Smash my face!"

by Ryan August 12, 2004

CILIT

Acronym for the Center for International Learning in Integrated Technology building at Michigan Tech. The funniest name ever given to a building on a college campus.

The Computer Science majors will never go to class anymore because everyone knows they can't find the CILIT.

by Ryan February 25, 2006

jinkz

the best counter-strike player known
#net2net find him :D

oh man n2n ! jinkz got me again.

by Ryan November 15, 2003

tally-whacker

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

by Ryan May 6, 2004