RyaN's definitions

SALT

Derivative from the act of "throwing salt" on one's game, any case in which one might deprecate another and embarrasingly so.

"Quit throwing S-A-L-T all over my G-A-M-E!"

by Ryan March 3, 2005

scooby snack

A righteous dickslap to the face

scooby snack haiku:
here's a scooby snack
gotta keep my pimp hand strong
where's my money, ho?

by ryan September 14, 2004

po'lice

The word "Po'lice" is used as a slang term to define a cop. It is used to express a strong dislike or hatred for a killer in blue.

lice infest my hair like the po'lice infest the street.

by Ryan February 7, 2005

goint set

a word for a girls pussy

dik is far in the hole

by ryan May 13, 2005

fish out of water

A sexual position. Another modified version of the wobbly h coined by the founding forfathers of the Wobbly H Club, Involving 2 men and 1 woman. Involves bending a woman from the Wobbly H position so that her stomach lies on the ground with her head up. Man 1 face fucks her any way he seems fit to do so. Man 2 fucks her ass from a sprinting block position. Both shoot their load at the same time, causing her to whiplash, which simulates a fish jumping out of the water.

"She is a catch of the day....Let's give her the fish out of water."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.

I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).

by Ryan May 12, 2004

linder

Committing to the process of defication, usually used to announce the need to do or to discribe the process of defication.

"Man, i gotta go drop a linder."
"I had to drop a linder, now my pants are loose."

by Ryan March 3, 2005