Pookster

the opening to a womens vagina, a pussy

a womens vagina

by ruth January 19, 2004

Repot

One day, Emma or Charlotte mispelt the word report as repot.
Repot is now the most offensive swear word in the history of humankind.
To use the word without sound you raise your little finger.

"REPOT!1"
"You probably don't know what this means but I am swearing at YOU!"

by Ruth April 21, 2004

Borange

A nasty stretch in a yoga class. I just wanted to say: "In my yoga classes in 2005 I will endeavour to introduce it amongst the Sanskrit and weird things I teach people."

"Oooh! That Upavista Konasana is a bit borange, isn't it! Keep breathing..."

by Ruth January 06, 2005

gumba

An italian tough guy.

My gumba can kick your sorry ass.

by Ruth November 23, 2004

oxymoron

A two word phrase in which the words ironically contradict each other.

Forced democracy
military intelligence
healthy tan
free trade
black gold
peacemaker missile
peace officer
just war
amicable divorce

by Ruth April 14, 2003

slang

stupid abbreviations which sound like they've got nothing to do with the word. the most annoying is the sort spoken by teenage, black chavs. speak so fast you can't understand a word (you're probably not supposed to) and they might as well be MCing.

babe, you betta hav me sum booty on ya or u ain't cummin' 2 town wit me.

translation= sweet girlfriend, you had better have brought some money with you, otherwise you can't come to town with me.

by Ruth March 04, 2005

Bethan

A lovely long blonde haired gullible idiot. She also tends to go a bit OTT and exagerate what she's feeling. Loveable all the same
Also worries about not getting a moterbike while drunk. Cannot catch rasberry archers in her mouth.
Is not a hippy

"Bethans so silly" *slaps*
"Awww i love bethan"
"Bethan it's quiet time"

by ruth September 19, 2003