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social conservative

one who believes in principle in general government regulation of people's personal freedom, often as a result of their religious beliefs
Social conservatives tend to be against abortion, gay marriage, embryonic stem cell research, physician assisted suicide, gun control and affirmative action and for prayer in public schools, capital punishment and supporting Israel.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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Elmo

A puppet on Sesame Street who spends all his time eating shit sandwiches.
First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.
by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008
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John Edward

John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.
by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007
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Paris Hilton

Oh, Jesuth Chritht! You girls don't want to be like Paris Hilton. She's a nobody.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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Phone Booth

A movie about what Jack Bauer did in between the 4th and 5th seasons of '24'.
Bill Buchanan did not authorize Jack Bauer to trap Colin Farrell in the Phone Booth.
by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008
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Saddam-I-am

Jesse Ventura's greatest enemy.
Saddam-I-am, Saddam-I-am,
I do not like Saddam-I-am!

Would you like him with Iran?

I would not like him with Iran.
I would not like him with Islam.
I would not like him spreading terror.
I would not like him anywhere-r!
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I do not like that man, Saddam!

Would you like him with inspectors?
Would you like him with defectors?
Would you like him with no chemicals,
Which means no wartime epidemic-als?

Not with inspectors, not with defectors!
Not with Islam, not with Iran.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I want regime change for that man!

Arms! What if he had no arms?
Would you still make him buy the farms?
Nukes! Without them, would you let him?
Or would you send troops in to get him?

I do not want him with an arsenal.
I would not, could not! This is personal!
I do not like his oil-gained cash.
I do not like his black mustache.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I must disarm him. That's my plan.

You do not trust him,
So you say.
Inspect him, inspect him,
And you may.
Inspect him and you may, I say.

I will find bombs
You will see.
I may find them in a tree.
For I will look inside each stone,
And I will look beneath his throne.
And I will look in rolled-up socks,
And barber schools, and closed-down mosques.
And up the hill, and in the rain,
And in the dark, and on a train.
I will find them here and there-r,
He'll be our win in the war on terror!

I do so like
To bash this man.
Thank you,
Damn you,
Saddam-I-am!
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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Michael Moore

A very leftist Hollywood documentary filmmaker who also writes some books. He has been accused by many of telling lies in his movies but I tend to believe that he is overall honest because he is an Eagle Scout.
If I could ask Michael Moore one question it would be if he makes any tax deductions.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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