RustyNailTermz's definitions

Club Brush

When a female accidently or otherwise appearing inadvertently rubs her breasts or butt up against you.

"You know Mary, with the big jugs?"
"Yeah."
"I totally felt her tits when she brushed up against me after the assembly."
"You lucky dog! That doesn't count, that's a club brush!"

by RustyNailTermz November 21, 2020

Friend Pass

Getting nudged, manipulated, or left into talking to/entertaining the least attractive girl of a friend group after smoothly approaching a gathering of females.

The man's original intentions of wanting to converse with an attractive woman are essentially twisted by the group in an effort to help end the single status of a particular female.

"Even if she has a boyfriend, she still didn't have to friend pass me like that. It's not fair to me, or that chick I was talking to."

by RustyNailTermz November 24, 2020

Bunk Baby

An older roommate who still lives in the dorms and is overly sensitive. Typically lacking coping mechanisms and communication skills, Bunk Babies are unable to solve problems on their own.

"Cole reported me to the RA for taking a beer from the fridge. He didn't seem bothered by it a couple weeks ago."
"What a Bunk Baby."

by RustyNailTermz November 24, 2020

Pronoun

A word referring to someone in the third person. Apparently, a malleable form of self-expression that needs to be at the forefront of western politics.

It's use is subject to politically correct hysteria that evades the fact the United States is involved in 5 different wars.

"Timmy was asked his pronouns in line at the VA office today."

"Devon received a heavy slap from the busty stripper after asking for her pronouns."

by RustyNailTermz May 8, 2021

Shiggyshite

When something is of poor quality and a disgrace; extremely underwhelming. A play off the UK variation of the word "shit".

Busboy: "Gordon Ramsay just told me he was served undercooked lamb. He called it shiggyshite, then spit it up in his napkin."

by RustyNailTermz August 11, 2021

Identity Politics

Opportunistically and shallowly marketing an illusion of equality towards historically marginalized groups based on religion, race, gender, etc. for the sake of political or monetary convenience.

Biden: "Get me a list of the 3 trans people in America, I'm gonna hire one!"

Assistant: "Yes, sir, right away, sir."

Assistant 2: "Isn't that cultural appropriation??"

Assistant 1: "No, you're thinking of identity politics."

Biden: "Someone get me my milkshake!"

by RustyNailTermz June 9, 2021

Anita Sarkeesian

D-list celebrity and self proclaimed feminist, "media critic". Anita's extremist opinions and thug tactics attempt to intervene in products geared primarily towards men. Her consultation is considered financially dubious. The cult following behind her is only a fraction of the mass coverage she receives.

Anita has personally faced bankruptcy in her endeavor to ruin and exploit the gaming industry for personal gain.

Anita Sarkeesian: "I don't like this game. I think we can change it up. Make her tits smaller."

Male Programmer: "We can't do that."

Anita Sarkeesian: "It'd be a shame if someone were to write a bad review.."

by RustyNailTermz May 19, 2021