Definitions by Rusty trombone

fuckelberry 

A guy with a really thin Dick that tells everyone how big it is because he's never see a porno he also likes to stick his pencil dick in keyholes oh did I mention he enjoys long walks on the beach cussing at his shadow because it won't stop following him you got me

That's one peace a fuckelberry pie you heard

fuckelberry by Rusty trombone January 23, 2017

baldingus 

It's a bald doofus mother fucker with a mild case of ibs usually dates his friends mothers because hey why the fuck not you got me

Do be friends with that baldingus he will fuck your mom

baldingus by Rusty trombone January 22, 2017

shadankis 

A he man she bitch that everyone wants to bang because of the mixture of oprah Winfrey and john cena that's humping a Chrysler pt cruiser you got me

That is one shadankis ass bitch you heard

shadankis by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

nigerian assbang 

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me

Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him

nigerian assbang by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

banana turd 

When u dip your dick skin in chocolate butter and stick it up your wifes queef hole and she yells holy shit fuck me again Jonny you got me

That bitch is getting the banana turd u got me

banana turd by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

tromphonda 

A mother fucker that shoves a trompet up his assbang in the back seat of a Honda Civic while getting mouth fuck by a fagalicious fuckbag of a man you got me

Don't get near me u mother fuckin tromphonda

tromphonda by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

trompet 

And ass stick you got me

Stick that trompet up my ass

trompet by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017