Running out of patience's definitions

iowa girls

These tend to be enormous cows with great big hineys. They start to blimp out shortly after they reach puberty. They tend to grow up on pig farms and take french showers regularly.

"What is the difference between iowa girls and a basketball? If you absolutely have to, you can eat a basketball."

"What is the difference between an iowa girl and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells like a fish. The other one IS a fish."

by running out of patience April 12, 2008

making the brown rumble

When one takes a horrendous commode shattering crap. It sounds horrible and smells even worse.

"Oh, no, here comes that slobby truck driver again. He comes here just for the purpose of making the brown rumble and never buys anything. Quick, get the "out of order" sign for the restroom.

by Running out of patience February 1, 2008

mexican crotch crickets

Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.

Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.

by Running out of patience April 10, 2007

yuppie

These are scared little "professional" brats that hide behind $800,000 homes and their Audi's and Range Rovers. Notice how the home is only $800,000, anyone richer is usually a lot better person. It's the upper middle class ones that act like caramel shitting snobs. They treat restaurant and service people like shit. Eventually someone will kick their ass and they will be humbled.

"I punched that little yuppie in the range rover that pissed on my cornflakes this morning. Then I keyed his car."

by running out of patience March 15, 2008

savage

To rape someone using a big strap-on dildo.

Did you see that hottie in the Subaru? I want her to savage me.

by Running Out of Patience February 3, 2007

Don't need no booklearnin'

Boogie woogies make this claim constantly when they are confronted about their future. They make plenty of money with their form of three r's (robbin', rapin', and riotin'.)

Tyrone addressing the school principal: "Hey moefoe! I don't like school. Don't need no booklearnin'."

by running out of patience March 23, 2008

rectal eclipse

When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.

"Look out for Sharon. She had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting."

by running out of patience January 5, 2008