Definitions by Running out of patience

snorkel-dick 

When latinos take a whiz sometimes they expose their snorkel-dicks. Usually they try to hide them. Hint: Don't ever laugh and point at it.

"I giggled at that beaner's snorkel-dick and he had his switchblade at my neck instantly."

snorkel-dick by running out of patience February 23, 2008

titty babies 

These are the generation X and Y recent grads that are hired by clueless upper management because of their grade point average, height, and military status. More times than not they turn out to be micromanaging, arrogant, armchair employees that are afraid to roll up their sleeves and actually get involved with anything. They are more concerned about status symbols, time off, and where to eat lunch.

"Look. It's 10:30 AM. Mike should be coming in any time now. Oh, there he is. You can tell he just woke up. He pretended to be at the U doing his research this morning. Damn titty babies"

titty babies by Running out of patience February 16, 2008

skid marked panties 

They can be a deal breaker if you were planning on wanking in them. Unless, of course, you are a republican.

"That Ronald Reagan really enjoyed a nice pair of skid marked panties."

skid marked panties by running out of patience February 16, 2008

hershey highway

An expression for "taking the gay road."

"Why doesn't your son come with you to the games anymore?""Well, *sob* I'm afraid he has taken the hershey highway.

hershey highway by running out of patience February 16, 2008

valentine's day 

Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.

I wish the women would shut up about valentine's day and get their asses back to work.

valentine's day by running out of patience February 14, 2008

jungle fever 

A terrible syndrome that has afflicted many caucasian women. They have some type of unfinished business with their fathers which makes them crave the black man's meat stick. This typically results in the eventual death of the subject. Size really does matter to these overweight, stringy haired sugar mamas. They generally work in Human Resource type jobs.

"Oh my God, Ellen has jungle fever. Did you see her walking bow-legged when that Tyrone guy brought her back from lunch?"

jungle fever by Running out of patience February 13, 2008

whiskey pig 

One stinking, fat, drunken, uneducated welfare witch. She drinks cheap whiskey all day and breathes booze breath on everyone she encounters. She has really bad breath, and smokes like a chimney. Her kids take care of themselves all day in their government subsidised housing, tearing up the place and throwing poop at each other, while she whores it up at the local watering hole. A lot of her kids are retarded from fetal alcohol syndrome. She has a rear end the size of New Hampshire.

"If I had a choice between being with that whiskey pig or death, I would chose death."

whiskey pig by running out of patience February 12, 2008