These tend to be enormous cows with great big hineys. They start to blimp out shortly after they reach puberty. They tend to grow up on pig farms and take french showers regularly.
"What is the difference between iowa girls and a basketball? If you absolutely have to, you can eat a basketball."
"What is the difference between an iowa girl and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells like a fish. The other one IS a fish."
"What is the difference between an iowa girl and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells like a fish. The other one IS a fish."
by running out of patience April 12, 2008
A man who has difficulty achieving an erection without wearing some article of women's clothing is sometimes referred to as a "silkworm."
by running out of patience April 16, 2008
When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.
That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.
by Running out of patience February 15, 2007
When a person makes a pouting face that resembles a fishes face. Also someone who is upset is "guppying".
by running out of patience March 13, 2008
A deputy or police officer who belongs to daughter swappin'clubs. Their morals are too high to bang their own, so they trade daughters with other homies on the force.
"Why do your hands always smell like shrimp when you come back from those "take your daughter to work days"? Are you a pedocop?"
by Running out of patience January 23, 2007
"Look at you. You've got a soothing."
by Running out of patience January 23, 2007
by Running out of patience July 11, 2008