Rudi's definitions

peti

Verb. Noun.
Whilst participating in anal intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is removed from the anal cavity and shoved into the partner's mouth releasing the said ejaculation. The sudden removal of the penis from the ass, and the even quicker shove into mouth, shows position of authority which in turn arrouses the partner to immediate and legendary climatic orgasm.

Related term: double peti - same concept, but requires two male partipants and one very flexible and open minded female participant.

Did you peti that girl last night?
Yeah - I went straight ass to mouth on that hoe and pulled off the ultimate peti experience.
Wow.
I think I blew her oh-ring out. I had to follow her around with a mop. It looked like someone spilled a five gallon bucket of mayo up in my casa.

by Rudi July 30, 2008

cuntybollocks

Exstreme abuse meant to humiliate and alienate

Police Officer "Can i search you?"
Liam Gallagher "Fuck off Cuntybollocks!!"

by rudi October 28, 2006

tit wank

Usually associated with knob in tits scenario,but can also mean wanking a womans tits off to orgasm,great to watch!

Tit wank love,i am having a great wank watching!

by rudi October 28, 2006

muff

Muff is to lick pussy

Muff your best friend while i wank

by rudi October 28, 2006

billywhizz

slang for amphetamine sulphate or speed

Gotta get me some billywhizz then me gonna shag til the cows come home

by rudi October 29, 2006

jacksy bastard

Not neccesarily derogatory,a person who has an enviable amount of luck

That geezer from that porn film is a jacksy bastard!.He has got a masive todger,shags top notch totty allday and gets paid for it!! Jacksy Bastard!

by rudi October 29, 2006

well fucked

Absolutely fucked to the extreme

After that jonny fast pants session I was well fucked

by rudi October 29, 2006