Unfortunate genetic disorder or botched female circumcision in which the vagina and uteral region appear as though Crocodile Dundee went dynamite fishing in the female genitalia.
While she was doing the human pretzel, I gave the Chinese gymnist a jack nasty face with a sledge hammer, some barbed wire, and egg beaters.
by Rufus December 16, 2004
Get the jack nasty facemug. Passed-the-fuck-out. A party term usually referring to the state of unconsciousness as a result of too much alcohol.
by Rufus February 26, 2003
Get the PTFOmug. 
Choosing to disregard basic and appropriate social graces of a normal human being in regards to anything relating to their own needs, feelings, and wellbeing over others specially those closed to them IE. Family relationships friends or strangers
Guy has a girlfriend who he gets pregnant and starts dating someone behind her back. what a Douchemove Douchebag
by Rufus December 04, 2014
Get the douchebagmug. 
by Rufus June 04, 2004
Get the lateralusmug.