Ernie and Martha are true gas jockeys, to the point where their apartment is covered in Wunder-Baum.
by Roth Vantage October 12, 2017
The act of hiding alcoholic beverages (especially hard liquor) in surreptitious places (such as in toilet cisterns, etc.) in order to keep one's drinking secret from people. Taken from the character of the same name from the novel/movie "The Lost Weekend".
by Roth Vantage July 11, 2021
by Roth Vantage June 07, 2016
1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014
by Roth Vantage January 23, 2017
-...Jack pleasure?
-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016
Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.
Synonym: elephant cock
Synonym: elephant cock
by Roth Vantage January 05, 2015