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Definitions by Roth Vantage

gas jockey 

Ernie and Martha are true gas jockeys, to the point where their apartment is covered in Wunder-Baum.
gas jockey by Roth Vantage October 11, 2017
Home-brewed moonshine from the slums of Kenya; the name means 'kill me quick' in Swahili. Extremely potent and extremely cheap, able to make you go blind. Sometimes contains jet fuel. Batches have been found to be contaminated with sewage, women's underwear and dead rats.
You think Popov is bad? Try Changaa.
Changaa by Roth Vantage April 8, 2017
A gay cop (pig + faggot)
Look at all the piggots in the 69th Precinct locker room going at it...
piggot by Roth Vantage January 23, 2017

the movies 

Where do you take a cake? To the movies?
the movies by Roth Vantage January 20, 2017

Cousin Itt

A haircut with really long bangs reaching the eyes, like a thick bowl cut, but with long hair in the back and sides.
Nice to see Dee-Dee is sporting a Cousin Itt again.
Cousin Itt by Roth Vantage January 4, 2017

Val Kilmers

After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle
Val Kilmers by Roth Vantage November 24, 2016

drunksturbate 

Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.
Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.
drunksturbate by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016