gas jockey

Someone with a fart fetish (eproctophilia)
Ernie and Martha are true gas jockeys, to the point where their apartment is covered in Wunder-Baum.
by Roth Vantage October 12, 2017
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Don Birnam

The act of hiding alcoholic beverages (especially hard liquor) in surreptitious places (such as in toilet cisterns, etc.) in order to keep one's drinking secret from people. Taken from the character of the same name from the novel/movie "The Lost Weekend".
Carl's wife caught him doing a Don Birnam last night...
by Roth Vantage July 11, 2021
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post-toilet shit disorder

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014
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piggot

A gay cop (pig + faggot)
Look at all the piggots in the 69th Precinct locker room going at it...
by Roth Vantage January 23, 2017
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jack pleasure

-...Jack pleasure?

-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016
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mastodonic

Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.

Synonym: elephant cock
I'm going to rape you with my mastodonic 300-mile long cock.
by Roth Vantage January 05, 2015
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