Roth Vantage's definitions

gas jockey

Someone with a fart fetish (eproctophilia)

Ernie and Martha are true gas jockeys, to the point where their apartment is covered in Wunder-Baum.

by Roth Vantage October 11, 2017

Changaa

Home-brewed moonshine from the slums of Kenya; the name means 'kill me quick' in Swahili. Extremely potent and extremely cheap, able to make you go blind. Sometimes contains jet fuel. Batches have been found to be contaminated with sewage, women's underwear and dead rats.

You think Popov is bad? Try Changaa.

by Roth Vantage April 8, 2017

piggot

A gay cop (pig + faggot)

Look at all the piggots in the 69th Precinct locker room going at it...

by Roth Vantage January 23, 2017

the movies

Movie theater/cinema

Where do you take a cake? To the movies?

by Roth Vantage January 20, 2017

Cousin Itt

A haircut with really long bangs reaching the eyes, like a thick bowl cut, but with long hair in the back and sides.

Nice to see Dee-Dee is sporting a Cousin Itt again.

by Roth Vantage January 4, 2017

Val Kilmers

Term for pills of valium

After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle

by Roth Vantage November 24, 2016

drunksturbate

Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.

Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.

by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016