Roth Vantage's definitions

Val Kilmers

Term for pills of valium

After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle

by Roth Vantage November 24, 2016

gas jockey

Someone with a fart fetish (eproctophilia)

Ernie and Martha are true gas jockeys, to the point where their apartment is covered in Wunder-Baum.

by Roth Vantage October 11, 2017

hurtin'

A state of emotional pain, real or perceived, usually accompanied by a short temper. Commonly seen in drunken wife beaters from the South.

"You know better than to talk to me like that when I'm hurtin', Linda. Don't make me knock the piss outta you." - Doyle, "Sling Blade"

by Roth Vantage July 30, 2016

post-toilet shit disorder

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit

Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder

by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014

Johnny Carson

Whiskey with an Alka-Seltzer in it.

I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.

by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017

heidnik

Term for ground coffee.

Named so for kidnapper and rapist Gary Heidnik, who "ground up" a black woman's flesh and served it as food to his hostages.

Barista: "What would you like to order, sir?"
Customer: "I like my coffee like I like my women - black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. Oh yeah, I'll take it Heidnik."

by Roth Vantage July 14, 2016

Bill Smith

Etymology: White version of Will Smith

Definition: A wigger who sticks out like a sore thumb near any actual black people

Synonyms: white boy, cracker, fag, punk-ass bitch

Bill Smith is moving with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air... But wait, he already lives there!

by Roth Vantage November 10, 2014