oxygen sandwich

Two pieces of bread strapped together. For when you're too poor for a Manwich.

Sometimes in the daytimes, I dream of a Manwich
But all I'm really eating is an oxygen sandwich

by Roth Vantage February 23, 2020

hurtin'

A state of emotional pain, real or perceived, usually accompanied by a short temper. Commonly seen in drunken wife beaters from the South.

"You know better than to talk to me like that when I'm hurtin', Linda. Don't make me knock the piss outta you." - Doyle, "Sling Blade"

by Roth Vantage July 30, 2016

Park drinker

A guy (occasionally a woman) who regularly drinks alcohol in public parks. Often seen in small groups sitting on a park bench, holding a 40 wrapped in a paper bag. May or may not be homeless.

I was jogging at the park today when I saw a bunch of park drinkers get in a fight.

by Roth Vantage March 13, 2016

Val Kilmers

Term for pills of valium

After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle

by Roth Vantage November 24, 2016

gas jockey

Someone with a fart fetish (eproctophilia)

Ernie and Martha are true gas jockeys, to the point where their apartment is covered in Wunder-Baum.

by Roth Vantage October 11, 2017

heidnik

Term for ground coffee.

Named so for kidnapper and rapist Gary Heidnik, who "ground up" a black woman's flesh and served it as food to his hostages.

Barista: "What would you like to order, sir?"
Customer: "I like my coffee like I like my women - black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. Oh yeah, I'll take it Heidnik."

by Roth Vantage July 14, 2016

pedoglasses

Creepy-looking glasses worn by sexual deviants and other types of undesirables, typically characterized as double-bridged with large, shiny lenses and steel frames, often modeled as aviator eyeglasses. Most wearers of these glasses should be avoided at all costs.

Watch out for any man characterized by the following:

1. Disheveled hair
2. Unkempt stubble and/or moustache
3. Tan windbreaker
4. Pedoglasses

by Roth Vantage March 31, 2015