Roth Vantage's definitions

Hairy Potter

The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.

For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.

Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!

by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015

Ghetto porridge

Saltine crackers crushed into ramen broth, then stirred together.

Leroy wasn't feeling full after his bowl of instant noodles, so he crushed some crackers into the soup to make himself some ghetto porridge.

by Roth Vantage November 11, 2018

gas jockey

Someone with a fart fetish (eproctophilia)

Ernie and Martha are true gas jockeys, to the point where their apartment is covered in Wunder-Baum.

by Roth Vantage October 11, 2017

Val Kilmers

Term for pills of valium

After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle

by Roth Vantage November 24, 2016

pedoglasses

Creepy-looking glasses worn by sexual deviants and other types of undesirables, typically characterized as double-bridged with large, shiny lenses and steel frames, often modeled as aviator eyeglasses. Most wearers of these glasses should be avoided at all costs.

Watch out for any man characterized by the following:

1. Disheveled hair
2. Unkempt stubble and/or moustache
3. Tan windbreaker
4. Pedoglasses

by Roth Vantage March 31, 2015

Park drinker

A guy (occasionally a woman) who regularly drinks alcohol in public parks. Often seen in small groups sitting on a park bench, holding a 40 wrapped in a paper bag. May or may not be homeless.

I was jogging at the park today when I saw a bunch of park drinkers get in a fight.

by Roth Vantage March 13, 2016

pederast

A man who engages in sexual activity with a boy or youth; a man who is engaged in an erotic relationship with an adolescent boy; a practitioner of pederasty.

A: What's a pederast, Walter?
B: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

by Roth Vantage December 31, 2020