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eproctophilia 

the hottest fetish ever. people who don't have this fetish are commonly known as "special" people.
"Hey, dude, I have eproctophilia."
"cool, dude, me too, i also wan a girl to fart on my dick"

Eproctophilia 

Eproctophilia(fart fetish)is a fetish where a person is attracted to someone's flatulence which is usually the opposite gender.
Elon Musk: Hey can you fart on my face?
Arianna Grande: Sure but why?
Elon Musk: I have a fart fetish which means I like farts.

Eproctophilia(fart fetish)is a fetish where a person is attracted to someone's flatulence which is usually the opposite gender.
Eproctophilia by KnowsAllGuy October 15, 2020

Eproctophilia 

A rather bizarre and quite unkown sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefart website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is into Eproctophilia. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation
Eproctophilia by DonnyDDD October 4, 2010

Eproctophilia 

A rather bizarre and quite unkown sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefart website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is into Eproctophilia. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation
Eproctophilia by Lisa da Boss October 4, 2010

Eproctophilia 

A rather bizarre and quite unkown sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefart website
Pauli Edwards (The Black and Grey Anthropomorphic Mole) is Suffering from Eproctophilia Because His Flatulence Didn’t Know To Do To His Sister Sally Edwards, She Thought To Him.
Eproctophilia by PauliTheMole September 20, 2019

erectophiliac 

Someone who has an unusually strong attraction towards boners
Ishac: Ew does that guy have a boner?
HelgAnus:*pops open mouth, rolls eyes back and faints*
Ishac: Oh sorry, forgot you were an erectophiliac
erectophiliac by HelgAnus February 12, 2014
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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