Definitions by Roth Vantage
jack pleasure
-...Jack pleasure?
-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
jack pleasure by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016
hurtin'
A state of emotional pain, real or perceived, usually accompanied by a short temper. Commonly seen in drunken wife beaters from the South.
"You know better than to talk to me like that when I'm hurtin', Linda. Don't make me knock the piss outta you." - Doyle, "Sling Blade"
hurtin' by Roth Vantage July 30, 2016
heidnik
Term for ground coffee.
Named so for kidnapper and rapist Gary Heidnik, who "ground up" a black woman's flesh and served it as food to his hostages.
Named so for kidnapper and rapist Gary Heidnik, who "ground up" a black woman's flesh and served it as food to his hostages.
Barista: "What would you like to order, sir?"
Customer: "I like my coffee like I like my women - black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. Oh yeah, I'll take it Heidnik."
Customer: "I like my coffee like I like my women - black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. Oh yeah, I'll take it Heidnik."
heidnik by Roth Vantage July 14, 2016
Ruby Ridge
When you ejaculate so hard during sex that the semen shoots through the condom and impregnates the woman.
An allusion to the killing of Vicki Weaver when the bullet went through the door (a barrier) and hit her, during the Ruby Ridge incident.
An allusion to the killing of Vicki Weaver when the bullet went through the door (a barrier) and hit her, during the Ruby Ridge incident.
Ruby Ridge by Roth Vantage June 8, 2016
silverback attack
silverback attack by Roth Vantage June 7, 2016
Park drinker
A guy (occasionally a woman) who regularly drinks alcohol in public parks. Often seen in small groups sitting on a park bench, holding a 40 wrapped in a paper bag. May or may not be homeless.
Park drinker by Roth Vantage March 13, 2016
Shawcross
v. perform cunnilingus.
Named for serial killer Arthur Shawcross, who ate the vagina of some of his victims.
Named for serial killer Arthur Shawcross, who ate the vagina of some of his victims.
Shawcross by Roth Vantage November 27, 2015