Rooks's definitions

NITE

An acronym for Not In This Economy. The go-to excuse during the global financial crisis. It is quite a versatile phrase.

Bill: Want to go skydiving?
Ted: NITE
Bill: You're lame.
Ted: NITE
Bill: Are you ever going to stop using that?
Ted: NITE

by Rooks November 22, 2009

rapesville

An area where the probability of being sexually violated is increased tenfold. These areas are generally dimly lit and secluded. Similar to a WiFi hotspot, but rather than having the convenience of wireless internet access you have the inconvenience of potential spontaneous molestation.

I have to walk through rapesville to get to the liquor store but it's usually worth it.

by Rooks February 1, 2008

rudd

Stands for Rejectable Urban Dictionary Definition. There are many types, of them two stand out to be the most common. One is generated by users aiming to flame random victims through their vicious definitions of them, the other is generated by lovesick interweb users attempting to define their lover's name, usually containing words and phrases like "best ever", "can't live without", and "soulmates", etc.

I'm just started editing for UrbanDictionary.com but all these RUDDs are getting ridciulous.

by Rooks July 1, 2008

Before Google (B.G.)

The turn of the millennium equivalent to the cliche nostalgia of hardships experienced in youth.

Bill Sr. To Bill Jr.: Son when I was your age I had to walk 10 miles, in the snow, uphill in pajamas just to get to school.

Bill Jr to Bill The 3rd: Son I lived Before Google (B.G.) so when I was your age I had to go to the library for information, only to find out the book I needed was already borrowed.

by Rooks January 9, 2010

gypsy watch

To look out for and guard a particular area from thieves. The area does not need to contain especially valuable items. A common task usually delegated to a friend when having a house party, also the primary responsibility for mall security personnel.

Hey Bill, I need you to be on gypsy watch tonight, last time I had a house party my fondue set went missing. Make sure it doesn't happen again.

by Rooks November 27, 2007

carboholic

Someone who consumes carbohydrates in excess, to the point of harming themselves or other relationships. Common fixes for carboholics include freshly baked Subway bread and Pillsbury Croissants.

Bill: Mmmmmmm. I could make love to this dinner roll.
Ted: You're such a carboholic.

by Rooks December 9, 2008

apolitical

Having no evident ties or support for any political party, event or system. Lacking interest in or desire for politics.

Bill: Hey dude when are they going to elect the new President?
Ted: What? Is there an election?
Bill: Yeah, you might have heard it on the news, all the drama between Obama and Clinton?
Ted: Who?
Bill: Nevermind I forgot you were completely apolitical.

by Rooks June 30, 2008