biggest loser history

A redundant, pointless achievement or milestone. Primarily a first of something. Made popular by the TV series The Biggest Loser in which every possible event is glorified with it's apparent historical potential.
Bill: Dude you've been playing 360 all day.
Ted: Indeed. FYI. It's the first time anyone on campus has played it for 12 hours straight without going to the bathroom once while wearing red socks.
Bill: Sounds like you might just make biggest loser history!
Ted: I just might!
by Rooks December 12, 2007
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carboholic

Someone who consumes carbohydrates in excess, to the point of harming themselves or other relationships. Common fixes for carboholics include freshly baked Subway bread and Pillsbury Croissants.
Bill: Mmmmmmm. I could make love to this dinner roll.
Ted: You're such a carboholic.
by Rooks November 20, 2008
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NITE

An acronym for Not In This Economy. The go-to excuse during the global financial crisis. It is quite a versatile phrase.
Bill: Want to go skydiving?
Ted: NITE
Bill: You're lame.
Ted: NITE
Bill: Are you ever going to stop using that?
Ted: NITE
by Rooks November 21, 2009
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deja google

The sensation you get when you realize you've just typed www.google.com in the address bar when you are already on Google. The same sensation can apply to many other websites.
I really need to change my homepage because there's no breaking the habit. I've deja googled seven times and it's not even fucking lunch.
by Rooks January 20, 2008
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apolitical

Having no evident ties or support for any political party, event or system. Lacking interest in or desire for politics.
Bill: Hey dude when are they going to elect the new President?
Ted: What? Is there an election?
Bill: Yeah, you might have heard it on the news, all the drama between Obama and Clinton?
Ted: Who?
Bill: Nevermind I forgot you were completely apolitical.
by Rooks June 30, 2008
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rapesville

An area where the probability of being sexually violated is increased tenfold. These areas are generally dimly lit and secluded. Similar to a WiFi hotspot, but rather than having the convenience of wireless internet access you have the inconvenience of potential spontaneous molestation.
I have to walk through rapesville to get to the liquor store but it's usually worth it.
by Rooks February 02, 2008
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Before Google (B.G.)

The turn of the millennium equivalent to the cliche nostalgia of hardships experienced in youth.
Bill Sr. To Bill Jr.: Son when I was your age I had to walk 10 miles, in the snow, uphill in pajamas just to get to school.

Bill Jr to Bill The 3rd: Son I lived Before Google (B.G.) so when I was your age I had to go to the library for information, only to find out the book I needed was already borrowed.
by Rooks January 09, 2010
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