Rook's Buddy's definitions

receptacle

An old word used to describe a sex-only relationship. "Receptacle" was made popular by a handsome young Physician character on the 80s television drama St. Elsewhere. The young Doctor said: "I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for a receptacle." For the era, this was quite shocking. President Reagan was in office at the time.

Modern example: "Dude, I just can't handle a relationship that requires meaningful social interaction. I only need a receptacle to ejaculate my goo into."

by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010

Nancy-boy

The word "Nancy-boy" is a postwar term for a homosexual male. It is a softer word than faggot, queer, or dick-smoker. "Nancy-boy" is synonymous with "that way," meaning light-in-the-loafers, but harmless and not at all threatening or predatory.

Your brother is sure a Nancy-boy. His house is just beautiful, and he keeps a wonderful yard. His pug dogs are cute too!

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Saturday morning shit

A Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.

1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit.

2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Baytown

Baytown is a city that is on the East end of the Houston, Texas metropolitan area. It is populated by people who are generally employed in the petrochemical industry and work in the refineries located in and near Baytown. These people are known to be generally hardworking, if somewhat unsophisticated. Many of these people could be called hillbillies or swampers. Trailer trash is commonly seen in and around the Baytown area. Sometimes these people are referred to as "refinery trash."

1. Dude, lets go to Baytown. We can hang out at the Sonic and pick up on some chicks who are really trailer!

2. I'm glad I made it out of Baytown alive, the belligerents driving their lifted pickup trucks were in a huge hurry to get back to the trailer park to climb on the old lady!

3. My girlfriend is special. She lives in Baytown and doesn't have a tattoo. Yet.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

Michigan hillbilly

A people who migrated to Michigan from the coal-producing states of Appalachia. To include: Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee. A Southern accent is often detectable in these people. Often Michigan hillbillies will have relatives in the Southern states.

1. Those Michigan hillbillies sure love those pickup trucks with big tires! (Monster truck Big Foot came from Michigan.)

2. Michigan hillbilly family interaction:
Son: Mom, I'm really horny.

Mother: That's alright Sonny, you can stay home tonight and fuck your sister!

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

cut her meat

A rude and offensive phrase said by a male to describe sexual intercourse with a female. Definitely an example of misogyny, "cut her meat" is often said to diminish and objectify the woman.

1. I went to my girlfriend's house and cut her meat. She sure is enjoyable to utilize sexually!

2. My girlfriend is a total hose beast. She got her meat cut when she went on that out-of-state road trip. I hope she made her lover use a rubber so that I don't get a venereal disease.

3. When I saw that extra-curvy BBW, I knew immediately that I would cut her meat.

by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010

hillbilly fabulous

The rural equivalent of ghetto fabulous. Also something or someone that appeals to hillbillies or trailer trash. Daisy Duke is "hillbilly fabulous."

Things that are hillbilly fabulous:
Guns
Pickup trucks
Marlboro Light cigarettes (Females only)
NASCAR
monster trucks
double-wide trailer
Texas
Michigan

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010