Ronny St Papps's definitions

Middle East

'urban' areas of Bedfordshire (e.g. Luton & Bedford). So called because of its position bordering The Midlands & East Anglia. The name also derives from the area's large population of people originating from Asia.

"No wonder they call this place 'The Middle East', it was like Baghdad when the BNP were campaigning!"

by Ronny St Papps September 27, 2005

Baghdadford

Bedford. see Middle East.

"I went to Baghdadford & all I got was this lousy ice cream (which I dropped in the Ousephrates after being attacked by a pigeon)" 2004 advert for Bedford Tourism Council

by Ronny St Papps September 18, 2005

Stuart's chemistry set

smoking apparatus; a bong.

From Beavis & Butthead.

person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"

by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004

Oxo cube

cannabis resin; due to the similarities in appearance with stock cubes.

person 1: "What's that in your pocket?"
person 2: "nuthin - just an oxo cube"

by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004

b'dush

the sound of faeces hitting water. see dush.

"when I shat in the ditch it made a sound like "b'dush"".

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

oggy

pornography (as referred to in the city of Dunton, Beds., England.)

"I found some hardcore oggy in a ditch"

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

smoked fish

an unknown substance, or actually the aquatic animal, smoked in a rolled cigarette. Origin: the city of Dunton, Beds., England.

person 1: "what is that guy smoking?"

person 2: "It be that smoked fish shit"

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004