landmine

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"

by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004

Baghdadford

Bedford. see Middle East.

"I went to Baghdadford & all I got was this lousy ice cream (which I dropped in the Ousephrates after being attacked by a pigeon)" 2004 advert for Bedford Tourism Council

by Ronny St Papps September 18, 2005

your highness

1. A royal greeting.
2. A greeting of someone who is high.

person: "I want more of your ganja"
dealer: "yes, your highness"

by Ronny St Papps December 26, 2004

lag

urinating (used in the city of Dunton, Beds., England)

"I say old boy let's find a WC - I need a lag"

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

Oxo cube

cannabis resin; due to the similarities in appearance with stock cubes.

person 1: "What's that in your pocket?"
person 2: "nuthin - just an oxo cube"

by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004

Stuart's chemistry set

smoking apparatus; a bong.

From Beavis & Butthead.

person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"

by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004

meinschaft

1. German word meaning 'community'.
2. The penis (as in 'my shaft'), especially a German one. Can have communal usage if one so desires.

"I stuck meinschaft into her beef-curtains"

by Ronny St Papps December 26, 2004