Rok'n'rol Wannabe's definitions

dweeb

a non-nerd; someone who knows nothing, or nearly nothing, about computers or programming. Originally, an acronym for "dim-witted e-effete bumpkin".

Rex is such a dweeb! He thinks a "DO loop" is when your dog craps in the shape of an "O"!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe February 25, 2009

Talibangelical

A hypocritical evangelical Christian whose regressive stances on women’s rights mirror those of the Taliban, whom they decry.

Those talibangelicals on the Supreme Court have taken away a woman’s right to choose an abortion. Next they’ll take our voting rights and then they’ll make us wear burkas!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe September 6, 2021

scamperer

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.

Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"

Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008

gzorp

literally, a person who bites his/her fart bubbles in the bathtub; figuratively, one who engages in meaningless pursuits; one who seeks questionable gratification thereby; one who can't get enough of his/her own products (e.g., writings, videos, comments, opinions, recordings, etc.) and/or laughs at his/her own jokes.

Sheez, Dan, you're such a gzorp! Your joke fell flat because it was lame--did you even notice that no one else was laughing? Of course not! You were laughing too hard yourself!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008

sociatry

treatment of social disease

"Effective treatment of such behavioral syndromes as alcoholism and domestic violence is best approached from a standpoint of sociatry as opposed to psychiatry or adjudication."

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe January 11, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006