Rok'n'rol Wannabe's definitions

sociatry

the treatment of social disease

as psychiatry is healing of the mind (actually, 'psyche' means 'soul'), pediatrics is the branch of medical practice devoted to children, and geriatrics that devoted to the aged, so SOCIATRY is the healing of society

Man, that burka nonsense in Afghanistan is ripe! What those ragheads need is a solid dose of sociatry!

or

War is a disease, not a cure. We need to take this world to a sociatrist!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe December 31, 2007

beachball

v.i. to wait around; to loiter; esp. to wait to do something until someone else has completed a prerequisite task (from the "beach ball" icon displayed when Microsoft Windows applications are loading: one cannot perform any task until the relevant data have been processed).

Girl: "Have you ordered yet?"
Boy: "No, we're still beachballing 'til the waiter gets here."

Thing One: Did you get my text?
Thing Two: No, my phone's still beachballing.

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe March 30, 2009

Bluto boobs

Particularly fat, flabby (male) chest muscles, reminiscent of a woman's breasts. Named for 'Bluto', Popeye the Sailor's nemesis in early Thimble Theatre episodes.

Ugh! Did you notice Bruce's Bluto boobs?
Yeah! Any bigger and he'd need a bra!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe January 7, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Talibangelical

A hypocritical evangelical Christian whose regressive stances on women’s rights mirror those of the Taliban, whom they decry.

Those talibangelicals on the Supreme Court have taken away a woman’s right to choose an abortion. Next they’ll take our voting rights and then they’ll make us wear burkas!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe September 6, 2021

dweeb

a non-nerd; someone who knows nothing, or nearly nothing, about computers or programming. Originally, an acronym for "dim-witted e-effete bumpkin".

Rex is such a dweeb! He thinks a "DO loop" is when your dog craps in the shape of an "O"!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe February 25, 2009