Roger DeCoster's definitions

wob

Stands for 'Wearer of Black'. Usually used to describe goth clothing or an all-black clothing ensemble.

"I saw a couple of wobs come out of the bar and hop on their vintage Vespas."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

asian gang

Two or more asians in a car together. Usually a tricked out Honda or Acura with a fart pipe. Usually all wearing sunglasses and spiked hair.

"I passed an asian gang on my way to get donuts last night. They were trying to look very tough and scary."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

celtic toe

A condition where the second toe on a person's foot is longer than the big toe.

"Sharon has trouble wearing Birkenstocks because of her celtic toe."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

shit green apples

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.

"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

turkey burp

The act of purposely projectile vomiting. Usually done when one is drunk as a means of purging alcohol from one's system on purpose.

"John got so drunk that he turkey burped off the side of the deck."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

schlong

synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.

"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005