Definitions by Roger DeCoster

smarties 

A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.

"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"

smarties by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

schlong 

synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.

"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."

schlong by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

cock length 

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."

cock length by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

shit green apples 

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.

"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."

shit green apples by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

squirt of piss 

A unit of measurement used to describe very small increments of concern. A tiny amount.

"I don't care one squirt of piss whether you want to go drinking tonight or not. We're going."

squirt of piss by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

asian gang

Two or more asians in a car together. Usually a tricked out Honda or Acura with a fart pipe. Usually all wearing sunglasses and spiked hair.

"I passed an asian gang on my way to get donuts last night. They were trying to look very tough and scary."

asian gang by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005