shit green apples

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.

"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

squid's eye

used to describe something black or very dark.

"That man's soul is darker than a squid's eye."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

cock length

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

wob

Stands for 'Wearer of Black'. Usually used to describe goth clothing or an all-black clothing ensemble.

"I saw a couple of wobs come out of the bar and hop on their vintage Vespas."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

asian gang

Two or more asians in a car together. Usually a tricked out Honda or Acura with a fart pipe. Usually all wearing sunglasses and spiked hair.

"I passed an asian gang on my way to get donuts last night. They were trying to look very tough and scary."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

celtic toe

A condition where the second toe on a person's foot is longer than the big toe.

"Sharon has trouble wearing Birkenstocks because of her celtic toe."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005