one eight one

Metric for sixty nine, a sexual practice where two individuals perform oral sex on one another.

One eight one is my lucky number, baby.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

the demon did it

Term used to explain away a circumstance that no one accepts responsibility for, or that seemingly cannot be explained in a prosaic manner.

Mike: Who the fuck took a bite out of my sandwich?
Ike: I dunno. I guess the demon did it.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

chocaholic

One who enjoys and consumes chocolate with a regularity suggestive of addiction; a chocolate addict.

My ex-wife was a major chocaholic; she'd rather have chocolate than sex, any day.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

dry heat

A stupid statement made by old-timers, when someone complains that it's hotter than hell outside, implying that low humidity makes extremely high temperatures easier to tolerate.

Joe: 114 degrees! Jesus, that's HOT!

Schmoe: Yeah, but it's a dry heat.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

dickhead soup

Term for what is consumed by an individual who goes down on a woman after a man has ejaculated in her vagina. Similar in meaning to sloppy seconds.

Bill likes to eat pussy, and he had no idea Laurie had been with Pete that same evening; I hope he enjoyed the dickhead soup.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

couthie

Scottish slang for one who attempts to flatter.

Sweet talk will get you everywhere, ya wee couthie...

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

bareass

A filterless cigarette.

It's hard to get bareass cigarettes anymore, save for Lucky Strike, Camel, and Pall Mall.

by Rod Brock July 26, 2006