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Another term for smegma, a whitish, cheesy substance that sometimes accumulates in the foreskin of an uncircumsized male.
You're not getting a blowjob from me until you wash off that prick cheese.
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
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1.Term used to describe an elderly person with an extremely wrinkled face, most often employed when said person is of a nasty disposition.

2. A villain with a wrinkled face, from the old Dick Tracy comic strip.
That old pruneface nextdoor ought to mind her own business.
by Rod Brock July 29, 2006
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Older term. Identical in meaning to purple nerple.
Man, my arms are black and blue from all the purple hermies I've been getting at school.
by Rod Brock July 31, 2006
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One whose primary vocation is dealing with numeric data. Examples of professions that might be referred to as number crunchers are accountant, data processor, statistician, mathemetician, etc.
I'm so glad I'm not a number cruncher like those poor bastards in the statistics division.
by Rod Brock May 14, 2006
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Loose leaf chewing tobacco, left over from the process of making plug tobacco, and sold in pouches. In recent times, as the popularity of plug tobacco has declined, scrap is manufactured exclusively for bagging, rather than merely being a byproduct of plug manufacturing.
I prefer scrap to plug - "Red Man" is my favorite.
by Rod Brock July 26, 2006
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1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.
I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.
by Rod Brock July 29, 2006
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Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.
I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.
by Rod Brock March 09, 2007
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