Rod Brock's definitions

Indigo Krapp

Author of "Montezuma's Revenge," a thriller novel where millions of hyper-intelligent amoeba invade the water supply of Tijuana, Mexico.

There I was, sitting on the toilet, reading "Montezuma's Revenge, by Indigo Krapp.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

flatten it

To step on the gas. To "floor it."

Man, 'da policeman is catchin' up wit' us - flatten it!

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

salt and pepper

An interracial couple, one caucasian, and one black.

Steve was a bigot, and when atall black man and tiny white woman passed, holding hands, he frowned and muttered "salt and pepper."

by Rod Brock July 26, 2006

a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair

An extremely emaciated individual.

Good lord, she's just a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair - a stiff wind would blow her away!

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

Alice the Goon

1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.

I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

Mister Happy

A dildo. A kind of sex toy, usually modeled after the male member, used primarily by females, but sometimes employed in sexplay by either heterosexual or homosexual couples.

Men are a pain in the ass - you have to feed and coddle them and stroke their egos. All Mister Happy needs is two "D" batteries.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

haymaker

An exceptionally loud, resounding fart.

BOOM, he let one go, a first rate haymaker.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006