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scrap

Loose leaf chewing tobacco, left over from the process of making plug tobacco, and sold in pouches. In recent times, as the popularity of plug tobacco has declined, scrap is manufactured exclusively for bagging, rather than merely being a byproduct of plug manufacturing.
I prefer scrap to plug - "Red Man" is my favorite.
by Rod Brock July 26, 2006
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fingerhut

Mail-order house, seller of novelty goods, household products, etc.
I used to get Fingerhut catalogs in the mail on a quarterly basis, but all at once they just stopped coming.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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Alice the Goon

1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.
I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.
by Rod Brock July 29, 2006
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hobbit hole

In the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, as well as "The Hobbit," Hobbit Holes were the residences of Hobbits, usually built into a hillside.
Frodo retired to his hobbit hole to write "There and Back Again."
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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skirt

A term peculiar to winos - a "skirt" is the brown paper bag which holds the bottle. Most often used when the fortified wine of choice is Wild Irish Rose.
"Gimme a pint of Rosie with a skirt, Apu."
by Rod Brock May 22, 2006
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piggies

Slang for "toes." Plural form of "piggy."
Singular: "This little piggy went to market..."

Plural: "My piggies are freezing."
by Rod Brock March 11, 2007
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smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.
Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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