side meat

Slabs of meat taken specifically from the sides of a pig, practically a staple in the deep south. May be smoked and cured, in which case it becomes known as bacon, or salted, in which case it is known as salt pork. Sometimes referred to as "side pork," as well, it is an indispensable ingredient for the southern dish of boiled greens.

"Side meat" was mentioned numerous times in John Steinbeck's "The Grapes of Wrath," a story of an Oklahoma family who left home during the Dustbowl years to work in the fruit picking industry in California.

Fry up that side meat, ma - I'm starvin'!

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

guilty pleasure

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.

I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

Mister Happy

A dildo. A kind of sex toy, usually modeled after the male member, used primarily by females, but sometimes employed in sexplay by either heterosexual or homosexual couples.

Men are a pain in the ass - you have to feed and coddle them and stroke their egos. All Mister Happy needs is two "D" batteries.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

horsebite

To grab a fleshy part on another's body, particularly on the underside of the upper arm, squeeze tightly, and then pull your fingers loose without loosening one's grip. Creates a bruise identical in appearance to the one produced by the bite of a horse.

Mr. Jones sent Bill to the office for giving other kids horsebites, noting that such severe bruising could cause blood clots.

by Rod Brock August 01, 2006

spinach

American currency. The greenback.

I dream of finding a bag of spinach in the ditch every night.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

schweinstock

German. Literally, "pig stick." Utilized in the movie "Young Frankenstein" to allude to the penis. Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) is discussing how all the parts of the monster would need to be to "artificially or congenitally englarged." Inga (Teri Garr), the doctor's assistant, gets a strange look on her face and says, "oof...he would have an enormous schweinstock!" To which the Doctor replies with, "Well, that goes without saying..."

"He's going to be very popular," pipes in Igor (Marty Feldman).

What a schweinstock that guy has - he must have to tuck it into his sock!

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

jeep

A fictional animal with magical powers, from the old Popeye cartoons. The one most commonly featured was named "Eugene, the Magical Jeep." Magical jeeps make a "jeep-jeep" sound.

Oh, my gosh, Eugene the Magical Jeep was run over by a steamroller!

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006