side meat

Slabs of meat taken specifically from the sides of a pig, practically a staple in the deep south. May be smoked and cured, in which case it becomes known as bacon, or salted, in which case it is known as salt pork. Sometimes referred to as "side pork," as well, it is an indispensable ingredient for the southern dish of boiled greens.

"Side meat" was mentioned numerous times in John Steinbeck's "The Grapes of Wrath," a story of an Oklahoma family who left home during the Dustbowl years to work in the fruit picking industry in California.
Fry up that side meat, ma - I'm starvin'!
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
mugGet the side meatmug.

Mister Happy

A dildo. A kind of sex toy, usually modeled after the male member, used primarily by females, but sometimes employed in sexplay by either heterosexual or homosexual couples.
Men are a pain in the ass - you have to feed and coddle them and stroke their egos. All Mister Happy needs is two "D" batteries.
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
mugGet the Mister Happymug.

guilty pleasure

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.
I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.
by Rod Brock March 11, 2007
mugGet the guilty pleasuremug.
Good lord, she's just a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair - a stiff wind would blow her away!
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
mugGet the a rag o' bone and a hank o' hairmug.

flatten it

Man, 'da policeman is catchin' up wit' us - flatten it!
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
mugGet the flatten itmug.

salt and pepper

Steve was a bigot, and when atall black man and tiny white woman passed, holding hands, he frowned and muttered "salt and pepper."
by Rod Brock July 26, 2006
mugGet the salt and peppermug.

kowtow

From the Chinese. To grovel, or pay obeisance to.
If you don't kowtow to the boss, you'll be out of a job.
by Rod Brock May 22, 2006
mugGet the kowtowmug.