Rod Brock's definitions

Alice the Goon

1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.

I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

skirt

A term peculiar to winos - a "skirt" is the brown paper bag which holds the bottle. Most often used when the fortified wine of choice is Wild Irish Rose.

"Gimme a pint of Rosie with a skirt, Apu."

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

flying mare

A wrestling maneuver where one's opponent is lifted vertically over ones head with his/her feet facing upwards, and then tossed down on the canvas upon his/her back. Looks painful, but the thickness of the canvas and the spring suspension of WWF rings absorbs much of the impact; it "stings" more than it bruises.

And the Baron executes a perfect flying mare, taking Gorgeous George down a notch or two!

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.

Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

piggies

Slang for "toes." Plural form of "piggy."

Singular: "This little piggy went to market..."

Plural: "My piggies are freezing."

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

intercourse

Verbal communication between two people. Rarely used any longer in this sense because of the North American singular preoccupation with sex; it would evoke snickers at best, and gross misunderstanding at worst, in virtually any situation.

Our intercourse over lunch was less than pleasant, and we spent the rest of the day not speaking to each other.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

crazy pay

Government assistance for mentally ill persons: SSI, SSA, Medicaid.

They put him on crazy pay after his last manic episode, no way can he hold a job anymore.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005