Rod Brock's definitions

lobster bibb

An unusually large bibb sometimes offered to adults in restaurants which serve unusually messy or sloppy foods: lobster, ribs, cracked crab, etc.

Man, you need to carry a lobster bibb around with you - I swear you've always got crud on the front of your shirt.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

four foot and a fag paper

Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.

She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Herman the one-eyed German

A penis. Whimsical term for the male sexual member.

I hope Herman the one-eyed German isn't planning a visit tonight - I'm tired and have a headache.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

dog turds

Turd-shaped, chocolate-glazed "donut bites," sold boxed in grocery outlet stores.

I picked up a couple of boxes of dog turds to have with coffee on Sunday morning.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair

An extremely emaciated individual.

Good lord, she's just a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair - a stiff wind would blow her away!

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

flatten it

To step on the gas. To "floor it."

Man, 'da policeman is catchin' up wit' us - flatten it!

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

salt and pepper

An interracial couple, one caucasian, and one black.

Steve was a bigot, and when atall black man and tiny white woman passed, holding hands, he frowned and muttered "salt and pepper."

by Rod Brock July 26, 2006