Rod Brock's definitions

number cruncher

One whose primary vocation is dealing with numeric data. Examples of professions that might be referred to as number crunchers are accountant, data processor, statistician, mathemetician, etc.

I'm so glad I'm not a number cruncher like those poor bastards in the statistics division.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

lucre

Money, legal currency. Often used in a negative sense, e.g., "filthy lucre."

The American race is rapidly becoming the coldest in the world, all because of this cruel, maneating idol, lucre.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

dickhead soup

Term for what is consumed by an individual who goes down on a woman after a man has ejaculated in her vagina. Similar in meaning to sloppy seconds.

Bill likes to eat pussy, and he had no idea Laurie had been with Pete that same evening; I hope he enjoyed the dickhead soup.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

crazy pay

Government assistance for mentally ill persons: SSI, SSA, Medicaid.

They put him on crazy pay after his last manic episode, no way can he hold a job anymore.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

buttbreath

A person with such extreme halitosis that their breath can be smelled all the way across a large room when they are speaking.

Gene has buttbreath all the time - it must be that diet of coffee and donuts.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

spinach

American currency. The greenback.

I dream of finding a bag of spinach in the ditch every night.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

horsebite

To grab a fleshy part on another's body, particularly on the underside of the upper arm, squeeze tightly, and then pull your fingers loose without loosening one's grip. Creates a bruise identical in appearance to the one produced by the bite of a horse.

Mr. Jones sent Bill to the office for giving other kids horsebites, noting that such severe bruising could cause blood clots.

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006