Definitions by Rod Brock

guilty pleasure 

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.

I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.

guilty pleasure by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

saber rattler 

Someone who encourages rushing to war. Essentially identical in meaning to warmonger

A lot of those old boys are saber rattlers; it's because they fought in WWII, and think it builds character.

saber rattler by Rod Brock March 10, 2007

purple hermie 

Older term. Identical in meaning to purple nerple.

Man, my arms are black and blue from all the purple hermies I've been getting at school.

purple hermie by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

horsebite

To grab a fleshy part on another's body, particularly on the underside of the upper arm, squeeze tightly, and then pull your fingers loose without loosening one's grip. Creates a bruise identical in appearance to the one produced by the bite of a horse.

Mr. Jones sent Bill to the office for giving other kids horsebites, noting that such severe bruising could cause blood clots.

horsebite by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

stinkbutt bastard 

One who cuts a smelly fart in a circumstance in which all are grossed out and suffer, such as an office meeting, at the dinner table, in a restaurant, etc.

Have a little respect you stinkbutt bastard - it's your own grandmother's funeral!

stinkbutt bastard by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

well-digger's ass 

Older slang, used in cold weather to place emphasis on how extremely cold it is outdoors.

Damn, it's colder than a well-digger's ass!

well-digger's ass by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

locker room 

Older slang term for Amyl or Butyl nitrate, which used to be sold in sex shops, so-named probably because some people find the chemical has an odor slightly akin to dirty socks. Also called "rush" or "popper." The chemical causes a sudden and dramatic expansion of the blood vessels, creating an intense rush, often followed by a feeling of light-headedness. Often used at raves, and in dancehalls/discos. Very popular with gay men, to increase the intensity of the orgasm. Amyl or Butyl nitrate used in conjunction with drugs intended to correct erectile dysfunction (e.g., Viagra) is potentially fatal.

Amyl nitrate by inhalation (in appropriate quantities, and administered by a physician) acts as an antidote for cyanide poisoning, by causing the body to produce methemoglobin which combines with the cyanide to form nontoxic cyanmethemoglobin.

Man, no way was I gonna toke on that weed - Joey soaked it in locker room.

locker room by Rod Brock August 1, 2006