Definitions by Rod Brock

kowtow

From the Chinese. To grovel, or pay obeisance to.

If you don't kowtow to the boss, you'll be out of a job.

kowtow by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

watchspring 

A very curly hair, resembling a spring.

There's a godammed watchspring in my salad!

watchspring by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

number cruncher 

One whose primary vocation is dealing with numeric data. Examples of professions that might be referred to as number crunchers are accountant, data processor, statistician, mathemetician, etc.

I'm so glad I'm not a number cruncher like those poor bastards in the statistics division.

number cruncher by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

slider

A "silent but deadly" fart.

Somebody was makin' sliders in class.

slider by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

Italian triple 

When manually stimulating a woman's private parts, applying a thumb to the clitoris, inserting one or two fingers in the vaginal canal, and a finger into the anus.

A couple minutes of Italian triple and she was ready to climb the wall.

Italian triple by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

black dog 

A popular korean delicacy.

I could handle the octopus, but man, I had to draw the line at black dog.

black dog by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

Johnny Brown Pants

The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.

Kiddo, you've got one serious case of Johnny brown pants.

Johnny Brown Pants by Rod Brock May 22, 2006