Rod Brock's definitions

plug

1.) A variety of chewing tobacco, sold as a bar of tightly compressed, cured tobacco leaves compressed between sheets of brown paper or whole tobacco leaves. Plug tobacco is commonly cured with mollasses. While less common than many years ago, plug tobacco is still manufactured: "Day's Work" is a common brand. Remnants of the plug-making process are sold as scrap, where the loose leaf material is packed in a bag.

2.) The wad of plug or scrap tobacco that is held between the cheek and gum, often producing a bulging appearance on the side of the face. This, along with spitting, was once a common sight when it was a fad for baseball players to chew plug tobacco during a game.

Damn, I need a chew - where's my plug?

by Rod Brock July 26, 2006

brain barf

Used to describe the product of foolish reasoning. Differs from bullshit in the sense that it pertains directly to the reasoning process of the one spouting the nonsense; bullshit, on the other hand, may be merely repeated nonsense, heard elsewhere.

His thesis is brain barf - no way is it going to get approved.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Mister Happy

A dildo. A kind of sex toy, usually modeled after the male member, used primarily by females, but sometimes employed in sexplay by either heterosexual or homosexual couples.

Men are a pain in the ass - you have to feed and coddle them and stroke their egos. All Mister Happy needs is two "D" batteries.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

ETH

Used by UFO enthusiasts as an abbreviation for "Extraterrestrial Hypothesis," referring to the belief of some that UFO reports represent sightings of alien spacecraft.

I neither accept nor reject the ETH. Quite frankly, I don't know what UFOs are - they're UNIDENTIFIED.

by Rod Brock July 30, 2006

Joe Blow

Generic term for "the average guy." The "man on the street," so to speak. Sometimes lengthened to "Joe Blow from Kokomo" (after Kokomo, Indiana).

As far as Joe Blow is concerned, the worst thing about the Iraq War is inflated gasoline prices.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

God boy

A fundmentalist Christian. First applied to Ned Flanders, in "The Simpsons" animated series.

Joe: We thank you, oh Lord...
Jim: Take it outside, God boy.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

haymaker

An exceptionally loud, resounding fart.

BOOM, he let one go, a first rate haymaker.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006