Definitions by Robertino

Brazilian Hook 

A sexually aggressive act of foreplay or haptosis, popularized by Brazilian men at Carnivale; in which a man hooks his finger up a womans skirt to stimulate her pussy.

At Mardi Gras, a drunk girl grabbed my balls, so I reciprocated with the Brazilian hook.

Brazilian Hook by Robertino October 16, 2005

ZZ Top beard 

A very long beard that flows down all the way down to the belly, just like Billy Gibson and Dusty Hill of the legendary rock band (ZZ Top) have.

It took me four years to grow out my ZZ Top beard.

ZZ Top beard by Robertino October 16, 2005

lifetime ban 

When the doorman or owner of a nightclub forces you to leave the premises and bars you from ever returning.

I'm not allowed in that club. They gave me a lifetime ban, after I knocked out the bouncer.

lifetime ban by Robertino October 16, 2005

kiddie stroll 

A segment of a red light district that’s oftenly frequented by a wide assortment of teenage prostitutes.

Last night I picked up a hot tightie, on kiddie stroll; and she sucked me off for only three lines of coke.

kiddie stroll by Robertino October 16, 2005

first blood 

The time when a man kills another man for the first time in honorable combat.

I was only 21 when I experienced my first blood. Since then, nobody's ever fucked with me.

first blood by Robertino October 16, 2005

bullshiteering 

The art of pre-planning and pre-rehearsing a credible lie for the sake of manipulation or deception.

Johnny spoofed the cops at the interrogation, he's a master in the art bullshiteering.

bullshiteering by Robertino October 16, 2005