Robertino's definitions

dih

Going home from the bar alone, without picking up a girl, hence 'dick in hand.'

"I got shot down ten times last night, so I went to bed DIH again."

by Robertino October 19, 2005

cannon

A large calibre handgun that is much more powerful then what is necessary for self defense, and carried as a phallic symbol. Examples include the: .44 magnum, .45 ACP, .45 GAP, 454 Casull, 460 Remington, .50 AE, or a 50 SW.

I pulled my cannon, and fired six shots.

by Robertino October 19, 2005

first blood

The time when a man kills another man for the first time in honorable combat.

I was only 21 when I experienced my first blood. Since then, nobody's ever fucked with me.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

innie

An artisticly perfect pussy in which the labia majoris conceals the tissues of the labia minoris and the clitoris, holding it all in beneath the slit.

"My girlfriend, has a nice tight innie, its so beautiful!"

by Robertino October 24, 2005

bullshiteering

The art of pre-planning and pre-rehearsing a credible lie for the sake of manipulation or deception.

Johnny spoofed the cops at the interrogation, he's a master in the art bullshiteering.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

ZZ Top beard

A very long beard that flows down all the way down to the belly, just like Billy Gibson and Dusty Hill of the legendary rock band (ZZ Top) have.

It took me four years to grow out my ZZ Top beard.

by Robertino October 16, 2005