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Definitions by Robert Williamson

cell-phone fuck 

a person who constantly whips out a cell phone to check if someone has called them

This act takes place at least once every 5 minutes

Also a person who takes out a cell phone to repeatedly open and close it in an annoying manner
Almost every male in our school is a cell-phone fuck. Always checking to see if some skank has called them
cell-phone fuck by Robert Williamson February 18, 2006

dicktart 

1) A SweetTart that has been rubbed on the genitalia of two men and then was eaten by another man

2) Rye Mathers is the official DickTart
1) When Rye ate that DickTart it was the funniest thing I have ever seen

2) Because Rye Mathers ate that SweetTart rubbed on mine and Will's genitals he is the Official DickTart
dicktart by Robert Williamson April 26, 2005

shit tits 

1) The product of the Cleveland Steamer

2) Shit smeared all over a girls tits for no apparent reason whatsoever
1) After giving Leslie the Cleveland Steamer she craved so much, she had shit tits

2) While Tits McGee was sleeping I shit all over her tits and smeared it in giving her shit tits
shit tits by Robert Williamson April 20, 2005

the tits 

Someone who walks around like they are better then anyone else
Kaylyn walks around like she's the tits. she won't even look at me anymore.
the tits by Robert Williamson April 20, 2005

fashegro my negro 

usually means 'for sure my African American brother'
Black dude: "Lets go grab some dinner"
White dude: "Fashegro my negro"
Black dude: "Fucking Nabisco Cracker"
White dude: "I love you"
Black dude: "I'm gonna rape you, prison style"
A person who is half Chinese and half Mexican. Thus, they are Chexican
Danny is such a douche what a Chexican bastard
chexican by Robert Williamson April 15, 2005

anusfacefred 

A guy who lives in Waverly, New York.
A man wearing a hooded sweatshirt tightly drawn around the face so that his face appears to resemble that of an anus
AnusFaceFred became exceedingly excited when his son, little AnusFaceNed, scored a goal!