Robert Parker's definitions

Mickey

Mickey means thats not good, or in some cases it could mean thats strange or out of the ordinary

Yo, that kid is so mickey for wanting to dance with her

by Robert Parker May 1, 2023

mickey mouse bullshit

its a addition to the word shit,
when something sucks worse than shit.

ya know what, im sick and tired of your mickey mouse bullshit.
What kind of mickey mouse bullshit is this?

by Robert Parker December 24, 2003

dirt hole

a womans asshole

your mom got my fleshmusket in her brown eye

by Robert Parker January 4, 2004

weaksauce

something that is not cool at all, can also be used in a combo sentence with the word lameburger

Man, that movie was fucking weaksauce.
dude, that game is lameburgers with weaksauce on it.

by Robert Parker December 20, 2003

sausage pocket

A vagina or brown eye aka an ASS.

Dude i put my dick in her sausage pocket.

by Robert Parker January 2, 2004

tsunami kid

jerk offs that think they are from southern california and they think they can have the shag haircut and talk like this
"hey bro, whats up with the waves?" these kids also sag their pants and wear assorted polos and they go to malls to pick up chicks like queers would.

dude, do you see those tsunami kids over there jerking each other off in hopes that a female will come over and vomit on them

by Robert Parker December 23, 2005