Robert Koehler's definitions

Men Be Illin'

An unreleased song by La Toya Jackson, which could quite arguably be the best song she has ever recorded. It was co-written by John F. Wilson, who also co-wrote the track "Love Talk" from La Toya's ''Imagination'' album.

Guy: Girl, you be illin' tonight.
Girl: Well all men be illin' anyway.
Guy: Shut up La Toya.

by Robert Koehler March 21, 2007

La Toya Jackson

La Toya Jackson is an African-American pop, soul, and dance singer, and the older sibling of music superstars Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson. Known for her scandals throughout the late 80's and early 90's, and her re-emergence as a key supporter in the child molestation trial of brother Michael. She has released a total of 10 albums in her over 25-year music career; however, her highest charting single was "Heart Don't Lie", which peaked at #56.

Maria is a huge La Toya Jackson fan.

by Robert Koehler October 24, 2006

Latino

An ethnicity of people who have origins in one or more of the following countries:

Argentina
Bolivia
Brazil
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Cuba
Dominican Republic
Ecuador
El Salvador
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Paraguay
Peru
Uruguay
Venezuela

Natives of French Guiana, Guadeloupe, Martinique, and Puerto Rico are also considered Latino.

Latino is often used interchangebly with the word "Hispanic", although they are not the same. The term "Hispanic" refers to a person from any Spanish-speaking country, whereas "Latino" refers to a person from a country in Latin America.

A Latino can be of any race. For example, an Argentine is Caucasian, and a Dominican is Black. But they are both Latino.

I am from Argentina, so I am Latino.

by Robert Koehler February 10, 2006

Florida ID

A Florida ID is an alternative to a driver's license - it is an identification card issued to those who can not drive by the Florida Department of Motor Vehicles. It is issued when a person, usually a teenager, has waited a ridiculous amount of time to get their license, and has grown older to the point where they can't legally function without some form of identification. Therefore, they obtain one of these "Florida IDs" and use it in the same way they would use a driver's license for identification purposes.

Dat ain't no permit... dat's a Florida ID!

by Robert Koehler October 24, 2006

Tampanian

A person from Tampa, Florida. Tampanians may be of any race or ethnicity but a typical Tampanian would be of Cuban heritage, tan skin, brown eyes, black or dark brown hair, and bilingual (Spanish and English). Tampanian also refers to the dialect used by the natives of Tampa.

I was born in Tampa, therefore I am a Tampanian.

by Robert Koehler December 24, 2005

Taylor Hicks

A talentless, gray haired man who won America's votes by dancing around the stage like a drunken idiot. The American public didn't consider that when they hear him sing on the radio, they won't see the hair or dancing. So, they threw away their votes and he won American Idol, stealing the throne that rightfully belonged to Katharine McPhee, Elliott Yamin, Paris Bennett, or Mandisa.

Taylor Hicks has no talent.

by Robert Koehler June 11, 2006

Hispanic

A person having origins in one of the following countries:

• Argentina
• Bolivia
• Chile
• Colombia
• Costa Rica
• Cuba
• Dominican Republic
• Ecuador
• El Salvador
• Equatorial Guinea
• Congo
• Guatemala
• Honduras
• Mexico
• Nicaragua
• Panama
• Paraguay
• Peru
• Spain
• Uruguay
• Venezuela

A person from Puerto Rico is also Hispanic. This term is not to be confused with "Latino", which refers specifically to someone from Latin America, excluding Spain and African countries.

I am from Spain, so I am "Hispanic" but not "Latino".

by Robert Koehler February 16, 2006