The Combine

Farming Vehicles that have taken over the earth in 7 hours.

I got ran over by the combine.

by Robert Bumaro March 24, 2019

Face Down

Another way of saying a Blowjob where the over party's head is face down.

"She gave it to me face down."

by Robert Bumaro March 24, 2019

UD Format

Urban Dictionary Format; Often contains either Satire, Sexual, Or Story-Telling type way of giving a definition.

The Urban Dictionary uses UD Format.

by Robert Bumaro March 24, 2019

Wassup

1: Used as a way of saying "Ay you want the dick, Don't you?" In one word.
2: A Very Formal Greeting.

1: *Shawty standing in the corner and chad walks up* "Wassup?"
2: "Wassup my dude."

by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019

Human

The biggest fuck-up in the history of nature.

Humans are so dumb.

by Robert Bumaro March 24, 2019

Dressed for Sex

Male: When you wear clothing that is easily taken off by both yourself and other people, Typically a zip-up jacket w/o a shirt under.
Female: Tight-ass pants that make you look thotty but all the guys lustin over you. Typically a button-up shirt with the top 2-3 buttons unbuttoned and tight ass pants of any kind.

"That hoe over there Dressed for Sex"
"I'd smash."

by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019

Thicc Thighs

A common way for Women to Mind-Control men into fucking them, Usually from rubbing against a man's Thighs or simply sitting so closely you can see she giving him the "Wassup" Motions.

"She used her Thicc Thighs against me last night, I could not resist."

by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019