Robert Bumaro's definitions

Human

The biggest fuck-up in the history of nature.

Humans are so dumb.

by Robert Bumaro March 24, 2019

Sex

1: When you shove balls into someone at 90 miles an hour.
2: When you shove dick into someone at 80 miles an hour, Eventually to bust a fat one.
3: Another word for gender than often gets miss-understood as you saying "Yo you got a nice sex" makes everyone think your saying "Want the dick?"

1: Ow, You broke my nuts.
2: I want to do that but making definitions instead.
3: Get slapped by everyone you say sex to.

by Robert Bumaro March 24, 2019

Face Down

Another way of saying a Blowjob where the over party's head is face down.

"She gave it to me face down."

by Robert Bumaro March 24, 2019

Robert

A Complete And Total Fuck-Up With A Weak Pullout Game

Robert over there is such a dumbass.

by Robert Bumaro March 24, 2019

Thicc Thighs

A common way for Women to Mind-Control men into fucking them, Usually from rubbing against a man's Thighs or simply sitting so closely you can see she giving him the "Wassup" Motions.

"She used her Thicc Thighs against me last night, I could not resist."

by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019

Wassup

1: Used as a way of saying "Ay you want the dick, Don't you?" In one word.
2: A Very Formal Greeting.

1: *Shawty standing in the corner and chad walks up* "Wassup?"
2: "Wassup my dude."

by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019

The G Code

A Set of rules that you must follow if you are a true man. The basics are:
"Don't Fold"
"Don't Snitch"
"Don't Bitch"

"Bitch ass did not even follow The G Code."

by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019