Robert Bumaro's definitions

Feminist

A wild species of the Homo-Erectus. One of the last of its kind, It tends to be very offended by ANY remarks to its structure or joking about its species. It rivals with the wildly popular species of "men" and will use anything that is in their nature against them. They travel in packs for protection and will, once a year, migrate while screaming something like "WAGE GAP!" or some shit like that, This is called the "Feminist March".

Standing Identifications: Glasses someone with a name like "Vicky" would wear, Dark-Red hair (Often short hair), Offended easily, Especially towards a men, Outcasting anyone who is not like them.

"Feminists are just peole who get paid less than others for the same amount of work. Like, Equal pay should be a thing nowadays in 2019!" - Feminist claiming they should get paid for not showing up to their job.

by Robert Bumaro March 22, 2019

The G Code

A Set of rules that you must follow if you are a true man. The basics are:
"Don't Fold"
"Don't Snitch"
"Don't Bitch"

"Bitch ass did not even follow The G Code."

by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019

Homo No Homo

When you say something that is gay as fuck but you say no homo like its gonna do anything

"No Homo but your dick is big as fuck no homo"
"Yo that's homo no homo"

by Robert Bumaro March 20, 2019

Dressed for Sex

Male: When you wear clothing that is easily taken off by both yourself and other people, Typically a zip-up jacket w/o a shirt under.
Female: Tight-ass pants that make you look thotty but all the guys lustin over you. Typically a button-up shirt with the top 2-3 buttons unbuttoned and tight ass pants of any kind.

"That hoe over there Dressed for Sex"
"I'd smash."

by Robert Bumaro March 22, 2019

Human

The biggest fuck-up in the history of nature.

Humans are so dumb.

by Robert Bumaro March 24, 2019

Thicc Thighs

A common way for Women to Mind-Control men into fucking them, Usually from rubbing against a man's Thighs or simply sitting so closely you can see she giving him the "Wassup" Motions.

"She used her Thicc Thighs against me last night, I could not resist."

by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019

Robert

A Complete And Total Fuck-Up With A Weak Pullout Game

Robert over there is such a dumbass.

by Robert Bumaro March 24, 2019