17 definitions by Rob St Evenage
To masturbate whilst laying on a bed and attempt to ejaculate out of the window onto a passerby. Also see Chappers
by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008
A stupid inbred who has nothing going for her
To talk without engaging your brain
To express an opinion on a subject you know fuck all about
To be a total fuckwit
To become famous purely by being annoyingly stupid
Also see Kerry Katona 5ive Jordan Peter Andre
To talk without engaging your brain
To express an opinion on a subject you know fuck all about
To be a total fuckwit
To become famous purely by being annoyingly stupid
Also see Kerry Katona 5ive Jordan Peter Andre
knock knock....who's there....Jade Goody....Jade Goody who?
well...thats show business
" Indians are thin cos they can't cook properly....Oh my god you can see me kebab" from How the fuck did I get famous by Jade Goody
well...thats show business
" Indians are thin cos they can't cook properly....Oh my god you can see me kebab" from How the fuck did I get famous by Jade Goody
by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008
A drinking game played by very drunk squaddies in one of them shits into a sock then players gather around a table and rest their chins on the edge of it, the sock is beaten on the centre of the table by the shitwhacker 10 times. The winner is the player with the most "freckles" on their face.
" I need a shit....fancy a game of freckles "
" fuck off you sick bastard....ask me in 10 beers time "
" fuck off you sick bastard....ask me in 10 beers time "
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008
A footballer or other person in the public domain who fucks around behind his wifes/fiancees back and gets caught doing so. also see Ashley Cole Teddy Sheringham
"Howay man, I can't believe you've thrown away our marraige for the sake of a cheap slapper, heres your ringback...I'm off to LA"
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008
A zippy
To croak like an orange frog: To try to stop yourself from vomitting by putting your hand over your mouth.
To croak like an orange frog: To try to stop yourself from vomitting by putting your hand over your mouth.
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008
Depressed that his diet wasn't going as well as it should Chris Moyles consoled himself by eating one of 8 Mars bars he had hidden under his manmams
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008
A medical condition suffered by overweight (Chavettes)/(Miwfs) where their thighs start to resemble the old English delicacy (Donar Kebab) usually caused by eating too many of them they are normally found adorned in (lycra leggings) and seen on TV show's like (You Are What You Eat).
(Tracy's) fag shot from her gob and she let out an expletive, it was due to the static shock she recieved from her kebab thighs rubbing together.
by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008