the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore
by Rob St Evenage March 07, 2008
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To talk without engaging your brain
To express an opinion on a subject you know fuck all about
To be a total fuckwit
To become famous purely by being annoyingly stupid
Also see Kerry Katona 5ive Jordan Peter Andre
To talk without engaging your brain
To express an opinion on a subject you know fuck all about
To be a total fuckwit
To become famous purely by being annoyingly stupid
Also see Kerry Katona 5ive Jordan Peter Andre
knock knock....who's there....Jade Goody....Jade Goody who?
well...thats show business
" Indians are thin cos they can't cook properly....Oh my god you can see me kebab" from How the fuck did I get famous by Jade Goody
well...thats show business
" Indians are thin cos they can't cook properly....Oh my god you can see me kebab" from How the fuck did I get famous by Jade Goody
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A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
A scarecrow
A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to annouce it)
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% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %
by Rob St Evenage March 12, 2008
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The name used by professional footballers when checking into a Travel Inns and simular hotels to have group sex with each other.
The name used by professional footballers when checking into a Travel Inns and simular hotels to have group sex with each other.
Anon: " The battery on my mobiles gone flat, can I borrow yours Jermaine? "
Jermaine: " Yeah its next to the ky Ashley "
Anon: " Fucking hell Jermaine you've got spunk in my eye again don't you realise how much it stings "
Jermaine: " sorry Ashley "
Jermaine: " Yeah its next to the ky Ashley "
Anon: " Fucking hell Jermaine you've got spunk in my eye again don't you realise how much it stings "
Jermaine: " sorry Ashley "
by Rob St Evenage March 06, 2008
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To croak like an orange frog: To try to stop yourself from vomitting by putting your hand over your mouth.
To croak like an orange frog: To try to stop yourself from vomitting by putting your hand over your mouth.
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