Ringback

A footballer or other person in the public domain who fucks around behind his wifes/fiancees back and gets caught doing so. also see Ashley Cole Teddy Sheringham

"Howay man, I can't believe you've thrown away our marraige for the sake of a cheap slapper, heres your ringback...I'm off to LA"

by Rob St Evenage March 07, 2008

chasing cars

To masturbate whilst laying on a bed and attempt to ejaculate out of the window onto a passerby. Also see Chappers

" Lets lay here, chasing cars, on our own " Snow Patrol

by Rob St Evenage March 06, 2008

mark lawrenceson

Ex footballer and football pundit/commentator for the BBC's Match of the Day. Born 9th June 1962 on a ferry crossing the River Mersey. Won shit loads with Liverpool FC during the 70s and 80s but nothing with the rep of Ireland or northern Ireland. It came to light in 1990 that his father Dougal was a submarine captain in the Irish navy during world war 2 and that he had torpedoed the Bismark and sank it (sunday sport). His Mother Mary was rumoured to be the inspiration for Paul McCartneys song Let it be. Other than that the guy's a totally opinionated cock who knows fuck all about anything apart from dodgy thatched cottage type hair styles, telling crap jokes and manlove fantasies about Gary Lineker

Gary Lineker " Lets go over live to the emirates stadium with our commentators John Motson and that twat Mark Lawrenceson"
John Motson " Thanks Gary, the crowd are really fired up for this one today "
Mark Lawrenceson " Yes Motty I think its gunner be a good one...ha ha ha "
John Motson " for fuck sake Lawro take the fucking day off "
Mark Lawrenceson " ha ha ha ....gunner be good....ha ha ha"

by Rob St Evenage March 06, 2008

Chavenage

Known as Stevenage until 2001 this sub-suburb of London is the spiritual hub of Chavism. Chavs and Chavettes from all over the UK amass here every weekend and gather at the Leisure Park to chant the name of their god Init.

" Oh my god Init blood you going to Pulse in Chavenage me holy mecca safe "

by Rob St Evenage March 06, 2008

wurzle gumidge

What you look like when you cum, your cum face

A scarecrow

A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter

" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to announce it)
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %

by Rob St Evenage March 17, 2008

game of freckles

A drinking game played by very drunk squaddies in one of them shits into a sock then players gather around a table and rest their chins on the edge of it, the sock is beaten on the centre of the table by the shitwhacker 10 times. The winner is the player with the most "freckles" on their face.

" I need a shit....fancy a game of freckles "
" fuck off you sick bastard....ask me in 10 beers time "

by Rob St Evenage March 07, 2008

tottenham

North London wannabees who will never be. So you beat a bunch of kids and won a crappy cup big deal. Also known as the (Yids) see (shit)(sewer)(gay)(tarts)(wannabe)(sad)

The (Arsenal) fans sang "we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we are the tottenham haters, yiddos, yiddos, yiddos" whilst watching Arsenal beat Milan at the San Siro 2-0. The first British club to do so

by Rob St Evenage March 05, 2008