Rob St Evenage's definitions

miwf

Opposite of a (MILF) A mum you would'nt fuck even for a hundred million pounds and you were drunk on Absynth and hadn't had sex for 20 years because you'd been in prison for shagging really ugly woman even tho its not a crime...I'm just trying to give you an example. Lives in (Chavenage) pronouced Miiiwwwwwffff

Id rather fuck yo dawg than yo ma she's sure a is miwf but she do have a pretty mouth.

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008

jermaine

A person used to make up a sexual threesome. also see fuck buddy, Ashley Cole, Spit roast

The name used by professional footballers when checking into a Travel Inns and simular hotels to have group sex with each other.

Anon: " The battery on my mobiles gone flat, can I borrow yours Jermaine? "
Jermaine: " Yeah its next to the ky Ashley "

Anon: " Fucking hell Jermaine you've got spunk in my eye again don't you realise how much it stings "
Jermaine: " sorry Ashley "

by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008

Chavenage

Known as Stevenage until 2001 this sub-suburb of London is the spiritual hub of Chavism. Chavs and Chavettes from all over the UK amass here every weekend and gather at the Leisure Park to chant the name of their god Init.

" Oh my god Init blood you going to Pulse in Chavenage me holy mecca safe "

by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008

chasing cars

To masturbate whilst laying on a bed and attempt to ejaculate out of the window onto a passerby. Also see Chappers

" Lets lay here, chasing cars, on our own " Snow Patrol

by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008

game of freckles

A drinking game played by very drunk squaddies in one of them shits into a sock then players gather around a table and rest their chins on the edge of it, the sock is beaten on the centre of the table by the shitwhacker 10 times. The winner is the player with the most "freckles" on their face.

" I need a shit....fancy a game of freckles "
" fuck off you sick bastard....ask me in 10 beers time "

by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008

orange frog

A zippy

To croak like an orange frog: To try to stop yourself from vomitting by putting your hand over your mouth.

" I think I'm gonna be si Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm "
" Look out he's croaking like an orange frog "

by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008

Juande Ramos

The son of a whore, someone who plays with shit.

the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore

by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008